That's a lot

Thanks for comin' down, you'll get your normal fee
Once it's all worn off, I don't know what you will be
Kinda improvised this one, won't be too bad, I'm hopin', yeah
Lot of random crap I dropped in the potion, ayy
Too late, it's gone down your oesophagus, please
If it gets too nuts, I'll double your "test rat" fee
Wonder what you might become, somethin' awesome, I'm hopin', yeah
Should see all the crap I dropped in the potion

You feel like a fool (damn straight), uh, I'm like "That's on you" (on you), uh)
Done this not for just one week (ayy), more like seventeen, you can't freak
At the fact that I've gone (that's me), uh, and put in random stuff (uh-huh)
Who needs forces elemental? Rather play with things more incidental
Horn of cow, rusty plough, dirty plate with half-eaten chow
Threw in some dead weevils, how? Old textbooks are evil, wow
Outdated knowledge needs to burn, won't keep those ashes in some urn
I'd rather dump them in and then stir, see if you're growin' scales or just fur (ayy)
What else did I fling in that mess? I think some herbs (uh, what)
Even if they were a gift, I requested no such bullshit (uh, bullshit)
Got no skill when I cook to be messin' (ayy)
With that whole "seasonin'" nonsense (yeah, yeah) but I do love magic drinkin', ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Where's my list? Here, okay, you drank: two picture frames, seven video games, an old pile of fish bait
Ev'rythin' I scraped from sewer grates, please don't throw it up, okay? Try-ry-ry-ry-ry
Keep it together, you're doin' great (you're doin' great), uh
Your skin's coloured like, like a clown but that will fade (well, should)
That isn't all, have grown some horns, shrinkin' like a fool in films real old, uh (ayy)
Got inflated lips, deflated thighs, instated eyes, I can't place that thing from your spine
Don't quite know biology, right (right), but it all should be fine (fine)
I know what controls change time (time), it's not any of that shite (cool?)

Changes slowin' down, what a round for this week
How'd your feet get doubled but not your legs? That's neat
Gotta work out which weird stuff put each change into motion, yeah
Can't forget what crap I dropped in the potion, ayy
'Cause I wrote 'em down, scanned it now, won't delete
Thank you for not punchin' the daylights outta me
You can take the next week off, were some weird changes flowin', yeah
Thanks to all that crap I dropped in the potion