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Song Parodies -> "Saladas"

Original Song Title:

"Lambada"

Original Performer:

Kaoma

Parody Song Title:

"Saladas"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A Salada is a brand of cracker sold in Australia. The only time I willingly eat the bland things are when I have a case of the runs. It kinda sucks.
Easy to avoid, eating any chicken when it's raw
So you'd think, annoyed that I failed to cook, thought I lacked flaws
Now I'm on the bog six times ev'ry day, sucks
But that doesn't annoy me as much
As the fact I'm stuck not eating all the stuff
All the fat steaks and rich cakes I love

I should let it go, much worse problems I could have, for sure
Still feel pretty low when my eating habits get a cork
It's such a sharp drop-off from what I used to have
Dry-ass biscuits and water, that's all?
Recall when I was three, falsely taught tongues taste four
Diff'rent flavours, they're all banned from me

Hate when random folks think I'm on a diet when I'm not
Been forced to forgo muffins, chips and coffee, worst of all
Dealing with my gut, it's grumbling non-stop
Sorry, pal, it's your fault that my arse
Will not stop the flow, so quit with all the roars
I'm not happy either with this farce

Aye, aye, aye!
Damn all these Saladas!

Could be worse...could follow up the runs with a case of Guillain–Barré...

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