-> "Biting to Breach You"
Original Song Title:
"Writing to Reach You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Biting to Breach You"
The Lyrics
Hoped that I'd partake in this thing one day
I jumped straight out my bed to head your way
But that means I forgot to bring the usual
Stuff one needs to bring walls down, but hey
What seems a downside is alright
Cause I'll try more bizarre styles
Yes, I'm bitin' to breach you, bud
Cause I need to breach you
Only way to reach you
I've found, dude
Is to chomp through
I'll have you know that I forgot my chainsaw
I'll have you know I lost my axe as well
I'll have you know I lack the tools for burnin'
I'll have you know that my jaw hurts like hell
I'll get inside in due time
Despite my real bizarre style
Yes, I'm bitin' to breach you, bud
Cause I need to breach you
Only way to reach you
Truth's out, dude
Is to nom, through your wall, I'll chew
As I must do
While I'm pickin' paint flecks out my gums, mate
You may ask "Where are your meds?" That's not okay
Just because I didn't ring the bell like usual
Don't mean there's somethin' wrong with my brain
I must get inside your house, right
Don't like my mad, bizarre style?
Tough, I'm bitin' to breach you, bud
Cause I need to breach you
Only way to reach you
I've found, dude
Is to chomp through your front wall, true
I find it rude as hell of you
To try and shoot
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