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Song Parodies -> "No Volleyball"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody's Love"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"No Volleyball"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Volleyball. It exists. This guy's not a fan.
Lot of sports that I don't like, some to which I might say "fine"
Not for this one, no lie (must be passin', no lie)
You can let the football fly, both the round and pointy kind
Nuts to this one, no lie (I don't like it, no lie)
Huge ball in the air, no, I don't love it, too big for a racket to then slug it
Where the hell's it flyin', flyin'? Hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo
When it's in the sky, I just can't judge it, whether we're inside or we've bright sunned it
I still end up blinded, blinded, hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo

Which sports ball do I want? I'm sorry but I want no volleyball
Sorry but I want no volleyball at all (at all)
Won't play ball, not at all, if it's that one, I want no volleyball
Sorry but I want no volleyball at all (at all)

Court is way too crowded, I keep hittin' the other five
Now the damn ball won't fly (stupid-ass ball won't fly)
Not that I could do that, right, that ball's way too heavy, I
Hit the net at all times (at least for me, all times)
I could possibly kick a ball forward, knock it to the side to the back corner
One direction, like it, like it, hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo
But to make the perfect parabola? All I get is hurt hands, pass the cola
So thirsty, I'm dyin', dyin', hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh, hoo

Most sports balls aren't my ball (yeah) but this one's the worst, want no volleyball
Sorry but I want no volleyball at all (don't want it) (at all)
It's pure balls, that's my call, won't stop me from wantin' no volleyball
Sorry but I want no volleyball at all (at all)

Can go off all you want but I don't want it
Sure that y'all have some fun, I just can't unlock it
Can't you give a reprieve? At least a diff'rent ball
Don't want it, no volleyball
"It's because you plain suck!" That's your response then?
That won't cause me to fall into line, that's nonsense
I'm sure you would be me if you weren't havin' fun
Don't want it, no volleyball
No volleyball, oh, yeah-eah-eah-hea-eah-eah-eah

Not my call to play ball, if it was, it would be no volleyball
Sorry but I want no volleyball at all (no, I, no, I) (at all)
Why this ball? I'm appalled, prefer my life to have no volleyball
Sorry but I want no volleyball at all (no, no, no, no) (at all)

3 o'clock on the dot, now we can all leave
Headin' off to the spot where my mum picks up me
Which is great because she won't force me into sports
Don't want it, no volleyball
Hope that's all for this sport for this term at least
Some time off of this rot so that my ass can breathe
My views might raise a teensy bit when not full-on
Don't want it, no volleyball

I almost wrote "I'm not a fan" in the top comment, but then I remembered that I can't remember if I have played volleyball ever. Though if I have, it definitely would've been for school, and these would be my issues with it, so I guess it wouldn't be too inaccurate. Still, I always prefer to be on the safe side.

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