Best use for my eyes is findin' the wonderous
Worlds hidden in the te-ext
From blokes climbin' mountains or flights in the sky-y-y
I can't wai-ait until the ne-ext
I do-on't care if it's a bold adventu-u-ure
Or if it ju-ust focuses on the hero's lo-o-o-ove
I'll be-e captivated, through pa-ages I wi-ill fli-ip
Where eve-en o-occasional smudge-stai-ains just add to the fu-u-un

Cause I-I'll read about a boulde-e-er
I-I-I'll rea-ead about a cool fly-y-y-y
Yes, I-I'll read poems from old soldie-e-ers
I-I-I'll rea-ea-ead about a fantastic pie-ie-ie

I re-e-ecall a piddler on the roof
In a sho-ort sto-ory I once rea-ead
A little disgu-ustin', but I-I guess it's proof
The genres I read are wide-sprea-ead
I do-on't care if it's a horror ventu-u-ure
Or somethin' wi-ith alien robot helper bu-u-u-ugs
I'll be-e captivated, long le-ength won't make me-e ski-ip
From doorsto-oppe-ers to a single pa-age, I'll eat them all u-u-up

Cause I-I'll read about stockholde-e-ers
I-I-I'll rea-ead about undead gu-u-u-uys
Yes, I-I'll read 'bout livin' road rolle-e-ers
I-I-I'll rea-ead about a man who can fly-y-y

When I'm all out of good books, I get just a tad des'prate, ye-e-e-es
Start readin' small pamphlets, brochures and iPod instructions

Cause I-I'll read about leaf blowe-e-ers
I-I'll read about tacky tie-ie-ie-ies
Yes, I-I'll read about livin' lawnmowe-e-ers
I-I-I'll rea-ea-ead about a cat who gets hi-i-igh

The mo-ost fun in my who-ole li-i-i-ife
Readin' books all the ti-i-ime