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Song Parodies -> "Main Body"

Original Song Title:

"Rain on Me"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande

Parody Song Title:

"Main Body"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. Imagine, if you will: a superhero with the power to clone themselves. A perfect duplication, mind, body and soul. That's just a recipe for a major existential crisis, ain't it?
Duplicate myself many times
It sure saves time when the city is filled with crime
And although I can't throw a punch
That doesn't matter, attack with a ton at once
I prefer quantity
Over real quality
There's just so much of me
Which one's my main body?

It's hard to keep track of who came first, can't lie
Main body, main, main, main body, main, main
I can turn them off, but they're back the next fight
Main body, main, main, main body

Main, main, main
Main, main, main (main body)
Main, main (mmm, oh yeah-eah-eah-eah), main (buddy)
Main, main, main (main body)

Thing about my clones, can't tell the difference
Kind of the point, I find, mmm
The fact I can move around my consciousness
Doesn't help my poor mind, buddy, yeah-eah-eah
And the clones can also switch (so hard to follow me)
Breaks the bad guy's brain (no time for villainy)
But my problem stays, it's shit (who came first: me or me?)
Yes, my problem stays

Can't turn my clones off just in order to find
Main body, main, main, main body, main, main
Who knows where it is? It's not worth it to die
Main body, main, main, main (main) bod- (bod) -y

Main, main (main body), main
Main, main, main (main body)
Main, main (oh yeah-eah-ee-yeah-eah), main (main body)
Main, main (oh yeah-eah), main (main body)

Main body, main
Some may ask me why
I even care, no way it won't end up fine
Main body lost to me? That won't happen, right
Don't let my quandary stop me stoppin' crimes
Main body (main body)

If it's gonna die, make a clone, switch in time
Main body, main, main, main body, main, main (main body)
I'm sure I'll be fine, just keeps me up at night (panicky mind)
Main body, main, main (main body, mate), main body (main body)

Of all the ways to bring me down, "Where's your main body?"
Eh, ee-yeah-ea, which one? Whoo-ooh-ooh
That villain's locked up for life now, question's stained on me
Eh, ee-yeah-eah, main body

Otherwise known as the secret origin of Wally (or Waldo in North America for some reason).

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Quyjibo - February 15, 2021 - Report this comment
You probably should've used "misc" since the 2020s section is missing on the submission form. However, it was probably recorded in 2019 so we can let it slide in that regard. Still I give it 5 5 5 because it was well written.

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