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Song Parodies -> "Push It, Sisyphus"

Original Song Title:

"Push It"

Original Performer:

Jessie and The Toy Boys ft. Yelawolf

Parody Song Title:

"Push It, Sisyphus"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Rock goes up, rock goes down. Rock goes up, rock goes down. Rock goes up, rock goes down.
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

What you did was a sin, we abhor that, it's true
But you'll find that we like makin' hells just for you
Haul this boulder up this hill but don't think that that's all, jerk
When it's high, then you'll find, it will roll far from you
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, p-p-p-push it
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh (Sisyphus), come on and push it

You'll keep tryin' to push it up a bit further
Always findin', dude, it'll go back down further from
You, you, you-you-you, you, you, you-you-you
You, you, ooh, you gotta push it
You, you, you-you-you, you, you, you-you-you
You, you, ooh, come on and push it

Yeah, let's go
Oh, see this list? How long down it goes
Your sins abound, your sins abound, so
Killed off guests, travellers, whoa
That's violatin' xenia, you big arsehole
Aeginia's hidin' spot
Was spoiled by you, Zeus can't let that go
Off to Thanatos, but you were quite the sneaky foe
Yeah, wrapped him in his own chains
And then there was no death which was kinda lame, no off'rin's made
Ares found there was no sport to war games
And then you tricked poor Persephone, framed your wife, "no good fun'ral made"?
Told her to ditch your corpse in the square naked
Don't try to claim there was disrespect
You're such a dick and we should know
The Grecian Gods are great at knowin' all
Have fun in your pit (push it, yeah)

There'll be times when you think you've pushed it up further
Rock is lyin', true, it'll roll back down further from you
Keeps rollin' round, wears patience down
King Sisyphus, you gotta push it
Right down, it goes, your fault, you know
King Sisyphus, come on and push it

Evil man, was no chance from our grasp, you'd depart
Two's enough, we're not thick, have fun with that, you arse
Impossible goal, on your sanity, takes toll
'Fraid you're stuck in that pit, have fun with that, you arse
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, p-p-p-push it
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh (Sisyphus), come on and push it

Others' crimes were few, you took it a bit further
Keep on tryin', dude, watch that rock roll down further from you
Don't mess around with Greek gods now
King Sisyphus, you gotta push it
Too late to know that phrase, guess so
King Sisyphus, come on and push it
You should be proud to make those rounds
King Sisyphus, you gotta push it
Name will be known for just that stone
King Sisyphus, come on and push it

Before writing this parody, I actually never knew that Sisyphus was a tyrant king who dicked the gods around for no good reason other than his own massive ego. I just thought he was another case of the Greek gods partaking in their favourite past-time of "being unfathomable dicks to their worshippers". The more you know, I guess.

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