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Song Parodies -> "Herbal Phase"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

The Jimi Hendrix Experience

Parody Song Title:

"Herbal Phase"

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The Lyrics

Alternative remedies. Natural cures. Grade-A old-fashioned hogwash.
Herbal phase, it's such a pain
Ev'ry ill has one cure, you claim
I don't want it and you don't know why
'Scuse me, it's bullshit and lies

Herbal phase, cut it out
Tryna spread this nonsense on me now
Used to pass on all this trickery
But now it's legit? No, just causin' hell for me

Heal me? Heal me?
Ah, no, no, no
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, yeah
Herbal phase, this isn't right
You've been fooled by advert shite
You won't be changin', changin' my mind
Maybe tomorrow you'll be back on my side

Won't heal me
No, yeah, herbal phase
Oh no, no, won't heal me
Hear me, hear me, can't go on like this
Not gonna change my mind
Oho, no, no, no, no, no, herbal phase

"Have I got something miraculous for you, ladies and gentlemen! A monkey's paw mixed with 5 petals of a rose and a thimble full of otter semen! Guaranteed to cure your lumbago. Step right up, step right up here." - John Oliver on Dr. Oz

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