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Song Parodies -> "Aside"

Original Song Title:

"Collide"

Original Performer:

Howie Day

Parody Song Title:

"Aside"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A lesser known problem with the phrase "all the world's a stage", I guess...
What I was sayin'
Was not aimed at you
Well, that's bad phrasin'
Cause I'm not your fan, it's true, yeah

A-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo

Sure, those insults I chose
Were all mockin' your nose
But I swear I would never say
Them out loud, friend

A little jest or two of mine
Said in my head or maybe typed
But today I screwed up outright
Those words of mine? Meant a light aside

Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo

I tried to talk low
And not in your direction
But I guess you heard my jokes, I
Hope that you don't mind

All of the taunts and jeers of mine
Because your nose is of a size
That ev'ryone mocks at some time
And though I tried, failed a light aside

Loud and clear
You can't save face
With that in mind

Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo

So my only choice is run and hide
Because I joked about the size
Of many things like your behind
Failed in my try for a light aside

Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Volume too high for a light aside
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Wish I could die, failed my light aside
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo
Doo, doo-doo-doo, doo, doo-doo-doo

Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

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