This is my violent dissertation 'cause let's be honest here, it's easier
To skip the lengthy explanation and just clock you in the forehead now
Yes, it's a violent dissertation, so I present you with what you need
A real simple education with a two-by-four, hope you don't bleed
'Cause if I cave the whole of your skull in, that's not a good outcome, it's true
Since the point gets a little bit lost if you can't hear what's said to you

Tried to talk folks down but at my best, I'd find I taught jack shite
Much frustration 'til I lost my mind and punched my desk hard twice
The attention snapped back to me hard and though I had to restart
But they learned lots all thanks to me makin' my mark, mark, mark, mark, mark

Oh-oh-oh

So it's a violent dissertation and I know it looks a little bit
Kinda crazy but just hear me out: it's the spectacle that brings 'em in
So forgive me for what I have thumped and forgive me for what I might do
And help me so the only harm done is to the weapons that I'll use

Point is clearer now if it's made with a knife, I think you'll find
All the fancy facts stay in your mind if they're paired with a slice
But I hear the protests comin' hard, can't pull the Mythbusters card
Said I was gonna hit you, please, let's just restart, that was a little hook
To bring in more int'rest, grab all those eager peepers who might fail their test
I won't bring any pain to those that I teach, should fear not
That's my one disclaimer and alibi, not gonna stop
And I know the next thing you'll impart, that guy there who's bruisin' hard
No student card and he's agreed to play this part, part, part

Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

This is my violent dissertation, got action packed in ev'ry lecture
Throwin' these rocks around so that you will learn all of the deets I need you to