Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah, yeah-eah
Yeah, yeah

Evil they call Majora (ah), don't put the damn mask on (on)
You'll never take it off (off), won't let you take it off (off)
New quest to stop Majora (yeah) and the destruction wrought (wrought)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it (off), yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (off)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it (off), yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (off)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it

Save this land, won't cha, Link? It's your job, boy
Might get trippy, not standard fare but keep it up, ha, keep it up

May be diff'rent from Hyrule, doesn't mean that Link won't save you, whether Goron, Zora or Deku
Or his Hylian standard shape, gonna stab you in the face if you bring Terminians their doom
Brand new land that has gone to crap 'cause a mask found its way to a sad little imp dude
Turned his mischief all around Clock Town to "bring the moon down", that's a bit of a shift, true
But he still has sympathy, not a natural fiend, he stole the wrong mask from the mask dude
Mask guy's no jerk though his movement does, hurts, he's still real creepy, where's the twist he's the bad dude?
That grin plastered on, it's hard to tell, what's his true motive? It's too swell
Fake-ass mood? Wants Link to do well, Termina's kinda gone to hell
So Link's got his work cut out for him in this land
Swappin' out his face 'til the fourth day's at hand
Oh, did I not mention that? 'Cause it's true, three-day time limit, it's madness

Demon that's called Majora (ah), no-one knows where they're from (from)
Sealed in the mask to stop (stop) ev'rything, was for nought (nought)
Still gotta stop Majora (yeah) and the destruction wrought (wrought)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it (off), yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (off)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it (off), yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (off)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it

Simple task here for Link, just a small boy
Ah, sorry, another reset of the clock here, hoohoohoohoo-eeheeheeheeheehee

I love this game but I hate this shit (yeah), never been good with game time limits
No shock I'm not into Sonic (yeah) and I don't care for Plat'num Relics (uh)
Sure, this may not be that kind of fast, three in-game days, can make that last
Even longer since there's a trick, not a bug, they designed for it
Easy way to increase your time which you'll need, the Song of Time backwards, that's that
But even with that sweet hack, that's not enough time, lots of crap, man
A whole lot of stuff to see, lotta masks to stuff inside Link's greens (eep)
All these messed-up people here to meet (yeah) each with their sob story to make you weep
And I know some folks try to show empathy, as much in one run as can be done, see
I don't need that on me, I don't wanna freak if I botch one part, lock in misery, shit
Buddy, I literally can't do all this right now, I'm stuck with the damn repeat
It ain't that damn hard, it's tedious, it's true

Villain that's called Majora (ah), forcin' me through this slog (slog)
I love this game a lot (lot) but perfect, it's just not (not)
I'm gonna stop Majora (yeah) and the destruction wrought (wrought)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it (off), yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (off)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it (off), yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah (off)
Skull Kid won't take it off (off), won't let him take it off (off)
Skull Kid won't take it

Where'd that Mask Salesman get that mask from, boy?
Bit iffy