-> "Tasty Cow"
Original Song Title:
"Take A Bow"
Parody Song Title:
Oh-ooh, not here to offer you pork
Yeah, no chook or bacon
Yeah, y-yeah, yeah
I heard you wanted cow
Here to offer some now
You can have whatever size
Giant slab or mini-bites
Please, just try me out
I know that I'm a cow, but worry not
Cause, buddy, I'm alright with people chewing on my butt
So would you prefer a roast (ooh-woah)
I was kinda hopin'
Barbecue's a no-show (ooh-woah)
With those coals a-glowin'
I already know (ooh-woah)
That my time is closin'
So pick something now (so choose something now)
I'm such a tasty cow
Grab a plate, knife and fork (and fork)
If it'll cheer you up
I'll let you have my left ho-o-o-o-orn (nice horn)
Do you like your beef rare with lots of blood
Or would you like me well done
Please, I'm getting bored (oh-woah-oh)
You can't tell me that hungry you are not (mmm)
Buddy, I can hear the rumbling coming from your gu-u-u-u-ut
I know it feels icky, bro (ooh-woah)
When the cow is talkin'
But I'm fine with it, so (ooh-woah)
Let's get to the nommin'
You keep saying "gro-o-oss"
Please don't keep me waitin' (ooh-woah)
Come on, eat me no-o-o-o-o-ow (please just eat me now)
I'm quite the tasty cow
Oh-oh-oh, are you some kinda vegetarian, dude? (Well, are you?)
A vegan? Pardon me
I've just wasted your time, so-orry-y
The blame's on me, oh-oh-oh
Guess that this barbecue sauce
Will be sadly waste-ed
Well, I think I'd better go (ooh-woah)
Sorry for invadin'
Your quite lovely ho-o-ome (ooh-woah)
So my hat I'm raisin'
Goodbye, cheerio (ooh-woah)
I'd better be leavi-i-i-i-in'
Think that I'll go 'round (I think I'll go 'round)
Round to your neighbours' no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow
See if they'd like cow
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