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Song Parodies -> "Faked My Art"

Original Song Title:

"Break My Heart"

Original Performer:

Dua Lipa

Parody Song Title:

"Faked My Art"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

What to do when trolls try to spread rumours about you faking your artistic merits?
I'm really proud of this new landscape piece of mine
So much paint fumes I could almost see through time
But that will be worth it when it's shown online
Likes and comments
I sit here ready for the garbage that's in store
Your standard trolls and scams, can't say that I abhor
Because at this point, it's too quaint to raise furore
Standard bollocks

What's this in my mentions? Such a weird-ass accusation you've thrown at me
And it ain't just one, it's crazy
"You can't say your creation was a real paintin', reveal your art program, please"
So confident, there's no maybe

They're so convinced they know that I'm a liar, put on a show
That I can paint, I'm so confused about the aim of it all
Is this some weird in-joke? Is there some kinda meme I don't know?
Otherwise, why is ev'ryone claimin' I've faked my art (ooh-ooh)?
Oh no, I'm not sayin' that there ain't folks
Who say nice things, ain't so, there's lots of love, I'm lovin' it all
But my brain can't let go of this conspiracy that they've thrown
And I know it's made up 'cause I know I've not faked my art (ooh-ooh)

Of course, the problem is that they've made up their mind
No amount of evidence will make any slight
Diff'rence in their plans to waste ev'ryone's time
Yeah, they got me

Captured my attention 'cause they're absolutely batshit, they're after me
They're claimin' I'm really lazy
But usin' an art program takes real effort when your aim is to make a piece
That looks super real, they're crazy

No matter I post, they're all assumin' fraud, what a joke
The brushes used? They "know" I bought 'em just to throw 'em off, bro
My viewers are all dopes (sayin' my fans are dopes, ain't right) because they don't know what they all know
It's the truth they're all dunces, don't know that I've faked my art (ooh-ooh)
Oh no, any more and my head'll blow
But I'll still save each post in case they all delete 'em, I know
These kind of assholes go and nuke their history but I won't
Let them pretend they're not lyin' that I have faked my art (ooh-ooh)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, faked my art
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, faked my art
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Such a pain in the butt, block those who say I faked my art

When that first comment showed, it was a shock, a pretty big blow
But as more of them flowed, I learned I had no need to play ball
Not genuine claims, no (to them, the truth's a joke, ain't right), it's only chaos they wanna sow
It's pure nonsense, don't honestly think that I faked my art (ooh-ooh)
Oh no (oh no), I just thought of somethin' that blows
But not for me, these dopes are boostin' the hell outta my post
And lots of comments go "Fake or not, this pic looks really dope"
So much for all these schmucks postin' lies that I've faked my art (ooh-ooh)

...not take them seriously for even a minute. Unless they cross the line into criminal harassment, but that'd spoil the mood of the parody, y'know?

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Me - June 09, 2023 - Report this comment
Like you fake your own 555 votes.

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