Four of clubs?
I wanted a king, please
A king, please, no fours
A queen or an ace, please
An ace, please, no fours

Four of clubs

Yeah-heah
Ooh-ooh-hoo, ooh-ooh-hoo

This card game blows, cause you're not fair
Want cards that don't su-uck, but you-ou don't care
Jack would be nice, diamond or heart
This hand is shi-ite

Four of clubs?
Just gimme a king, please
A king, please, you dork
Four of clubs?
I just want a flush, please
Straight flush, please, implore

Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

I can't say "Go Fish", because, dude
It's a poker ga-ame, that mu-uch is true
I just want one good card or two
And no-ot this cru-ud

Four of clubs?
Where's my diamond-type queen?
Spade-type queen? Implore
Four of clubs?
I don't have a pair, please
Want tens, please, you dork

Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Four of clubs
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Four of clubs
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Four of clubs?
You're biased against me
You hate me, you dork

I won't leave
No, won't leave

May be a bother, no giant drama
But in my-y mind, I-I'm like
I'll wait forever until you deliver
More than ju-ust

Four of clubs?
There's only one deck, please
It repeats, what for?
Four of clubs?
Seen this card six times, geez
Just let me have more
Yeah-eah

Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Four of clubs?
I think this card hates me
It hates me, I'm sure
Four of clubs?
Or maybe it loves me
It wants me, oh Lord (whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Won't win at this rate, please
Just help me, you dork (whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh)
It can't be bad luck, please
Twelve times, geez, no more
Four of clubs