You know I'm testy, but you called me lame
So dumb, I fear that you won't feel pain
When I whack both my palms right across your face
I don't care if no-one sha-ares my approach to ra-a-ge
Uh

That's right, I'm slappy
Slap a lot when I feel someone's bein' quite the douche
You heard, I'm slappy
Slap a lot if I feel like someone's bein' too crude
Correct, I'm slappy
Slap a lo-o-ot, stops the flow of dumb words comin' from you
That's right, I'm slappy
Slap a lot cause it's just the first thing I tend to do

So don't be rude near me, cause I'll slap (yeah)
How much matters not, I won't hold me back (yeah)
Nope, don't care if you only cut right in line (yeah)
Or a sexist douche who likes to whi-ine
Cause I

Am far too slappy
Slap a lot cause a punch would just hurt my knuckles, true
I'm way too slappy
Slap a lot, sure it stings, not as much as punches do
I'm far too slappy
Slap a lo-o-ot, could try talkin' things out, takes too long, dude
A tad too slappy
Slap a lot, my brain tells me that's the right thing to do
Hey, c'mon, uh

(Slappy) Talk you down, won't bother
(Slappy) Talk you down, I've no need to try
(Slappy) Talk you down, can't bother
(Slappy) Talk you down, no way (rather smack your jowls)
(Slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy) Talk you down, won't bother
(Slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy) Talk you down, for me, won't suffice
(Slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy) Talk you down, can't bother
(Slappy, slappy) Talk you down, that's lame

I'm still quite slappy
Slap a lot, when you pay one buck when the price is two
I'm really slappy
Slap a lot, when I ask for the time and you refuse
I'm very slappy
Slap a lo-o-ot, when you screen-cheat when we play Halo 2
A bit too slappy
Slap a lot, my first resort, might be a problem, dude
My way is slappy
Slap a lot, could just be in my own way, I'm a douche
My method: slappy
Slap a lot, it might be that violence ain't what to do
Why am I slappy?
Slap a lo-o-ot, calmness blows and ain't as mem'rable, dude
And so I'm slappy
Slap a lot, since I feel that slappin's all I can do
Hey, c'mon, uh

(Slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy) Talk me down, don't bother
(Slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy) Talk me down, wanna be slapped twice?
(Slappy, slappy, slappy, slappy) Talk me down, dumb sucker
(Slappy, slappy) Talk me down, no brains

Because I'm slappy
Slap a lot, cause I feel that you might become a douche
I'm just that slappy
Slap a lot, just in case you'll be a tiny bit rude
Just that damn slappy
Slap a lo-o-ot, cause you know that no-one is perfect, true, eh eh ey
Guess what, I'm slappy
Slap a lot, that must mean that you're all slapworthy dudes
Because I'm slappy
Slap a lot, it might be that I'm just assaultin' you
Could be too slappy
Slap a lot, arrest me, might slap the policeman too
So friggin' slappy
Slap a lo-o-ot, though it's prob'ly not the right thing to do, hey he-ey
Way too damn slappy
Slap a lot, did you sneeze? Well, that's worth a slappin' too
Huh, c'mon