Let's face it, the name for Nintendo's new game console really sucks
It's called the Wii, what does it mean, if you can guess, it's down to luck
I guess it's too late now, with that real stupid name we are now stuck
When everybody heard the name, their first response was "What the f***?!"

You won't get a big response if you ask mates to play with your Wii
They'll think "Am I friends with this guy, he wants us to play with his pee!"
So you best not get that console, you might as well get a PS3
Or better yet, stuff both of them and get an Xbox 360

(I'M SORRY, BUT I'M BIASED, 'CAUSE I OWN AN XBOX 360)
(I REALLY THINK IT'S BETTER, 'CAUSE IT HAS A BIGGER MEMORY)
(BUT EVEN THE THIRD PLAYSTATION'S BETTER THAN THAT PIECE OF CRAP THAT'S THE WII)

I may not be an expert on all the current technology
I may not know the diff. between an ASX and an MP3
But then, most people know what names can sound completely stupid, see
There's been a lot of critics 'bout the new console's name change to Wii

(IN SHORT, ALTHOUGH I AM THE ONE TO WRITE THIS SILLY PARODY)
(THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CRITICS 'BOUT THE NEW CONSOLE'S NAME CHANGE TO WII)

While I'm complaining, about the controller I might as well whine
It's a friggin' remote, why a tradition they have to malign
At least it can turn on it's side; be used like a NES pad, that's fine
But it still doesn't feature an anologue stick, how asinine

Most controllers we've seen so far have at least one thumbstick, maybe two
But the Wii remote doesn't even have one, well, that's not quite true
There's a lot of attatchments, one is the Nunchuk, it's a stick "OOH!"
But it doesn't really matter, 'cause the concept still looks like poo

(I WONDER HOW YOU WILL PLAY GAMES WITH THAT REALLY DUMB WII REMOTE)
(IT MAKES ME WANT TO GRAB NINTENDO'S DIRECTOR RIGHT BY THE THROAT)
(AND STRANGLE HIM UNTIL HE DIES, AND THEN I GET TO BUY MYSELF A COAT)

Nintendo has some background when it comes to game technology
The '64 to the Gamecube to their handhelds DS; SP
But ever since they revealed the new name sometime before E3
There's been a lot of critics 'bout the new console's name change to Wii

(I KNOW THERE'S LOTS OF BAD THINGS, BUT MY MAIN POINT IT JUST HAS TO BE)
(THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CRITICS 'BOUT THE NEW CONSOLE'S NAME CHANGE TO WII)

In fact, I can name some people who dislike the name change whatsit
There's the whole video games fanbase but I want to be definite
For one there's iisryan, 'It Is Now Called The Wii' he did submit
Based on Busta Rhymes', 'I Know What You Want' I downloaded it

In the comments, some guy agrees, name is Ovan The Terrible
Okay, there are too many guys, the list is uncomparable
To any other list, to read the whole thing is unbearable
A matter of fact you could say that it is abominable

(IF YOU ARE TRYING TO PACE THIS, SAY THAT BIT EXTREMELY SLOWLY)
(THE ACTOR CAN'T SAY THAT LAST WORD ON THE VERSION ON DVD)
(SO BE CAREFUL AND FOR PACING YOU MIGHT GIVE ME A 5 AND NOT A 3)

I'm glad that parody's over, the original song is tricky
Some parodists have tackled it from Spaff to Cat to Johnny D
BUt now I am just rambling, the main point of this song has to be
There's been a lot of critics 'bout the new console's name change to Wii

(YES, THAT'S THE MAIN TOPIC, THOUGH I'VE GONE OFF TRACK, BUT THAT IS JUST ME)
(THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF CRITICS 'BOUT THE NEW CONSOLE'S NAME CHANGE TO WII)