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Song Parodies -> "Wheezy"

Original Song Title:

"Easy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"Wheezy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude has a very gravely voice, which is totally not an issue, so can his friend shut up about it already?
Know I sound cruddy but my throat ain't in real pain
It's only a tiny bothe-e-e-er
Just trust me, girl, I know when I cough and hack
I sound like your smokin' grandfathe-er
Yea-eah

Ooh, I'm only wheezy-y (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Sound wheezy when I start ya-awnin', yeah-eah-eah (ah-ah-ah-ah)
My voice is whee-eezy-y-y-y-y (ah-ah-ah-ah)
It's nothin' that needs a wa-a-a-a-a-a-arnin'

Could you stop forcin' all these tablets inside of me?
Yeah
You're gonna have to face i-i-i-it
All of your attempts to heal me are pointless, believe me
I may sound like Nick Nolte's worst scrapi-i-in'
No

Ooh, I'm only wheezy-y, yeah (ah-ah-ah-ah)
No danger in all my cou-oughin', yeah-eah-eah (ah-ah-ah-ah)
My voice is whee-eezy-y-y-y-y-y-y (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Must realise it's no pro-o-o-o-o-o-oblem

I swear I'm alri-ight, I-I-I'm fi-i-ine
No need to repeat, I know, sound like I gargle kni-i-i-i-i-ives
That's just how I spea-ea-eak
I-I-I feel so-o-o great

Ooh!

I'm only wheezy-y-y (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Sound close to coughin' my lu-ungs up, yeah-eah-eah (ah-ah-ah-ah)
My voice is whee-eezy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y (ah-ah-ah-ah)
You really just need to shu-u-u-ut up, woah-oh-oh-oh (ah-ah-ah-ah)
I'm just whee-ee-ee-eezy-y-y, whoo (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Paranoid over no-othin', yeah-eah (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Voice is wheezy, ha-ah-ah-ah (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ignore my hands so bloo-oody, woah-oh (ah-ah-ah-ah)

I guess he was gargling knives if he's got blood on his hands from the coughing...

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Clayton - July 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey, where are the other dwarfs?

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