Pretty common sentiment, it's no joke (hmm-mmm)
Good chunk of my classmates say "They suck" (ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Classes that don't need essays are filled up, so (hmm-mmm)
Ev'rybody wants a quick out and I've got one (ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Don't have to write shit (to write shit) if you act quick (if you act quick)
'Cause I've got you, bro (true, bro), can believe in me (can believe in me), yah (ayy!)
And it's not gonna cost anythin', no (no), that can be traceable, bro (bro)
Take it, take it, one favour I'll make up later is all that you'll owe

Somethin' you can't pass up otherwise it's doubtful that you're gonna pass
I won't charge a dollar, buddy, to save you from a big pain in the ass
Won't even have to wait, got all these pre-done (pre-done, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Whole range of topics and subjects, all pre-done (pre-done (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), pre-done, yah)
Take your pick and then go (take your pick and then go) before we're caught, would blow (before we're caught, would blow)
Good luck with whatever class (free essay)
Wanna take the gamble that you're gonna pass (free essay)?
Better than pullin' one out of your ass, free essay

You want it, fess up (fess up), y-you want it, cough up (cough up)
'Cause you're desp'rate, really hatin' doin' writin' while in college
Hence all these free essays (free essays) I'm here to give away (give away)
For the very-last-minute dodgers (dodgers) and the high-as-hell ballers (ballers)
With only one caveat which itself has one, sounds bad
That one favour that I'll ask? Null and void if you fail, it's simple as that
Sounds way too good to be true? Buddy, what other choice do you have (oh, yeah)?
Write the goddamn thing by yourself, you walked right into that (whoo!)

A deal you can't pass up if you want the small chance that you're gonna pass
Not one cent or dollar, buddy, goin' in to save your real lazy ass
Terrible time management, need one pre-done (pre-done, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
So that your whole degree won't end up re-done (re-done (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), re-done, yah)
Chance I offer is low (chance I offer is low), would you prefer zero (would you prefer zero)?
That's what I thought, go to class (free essay)
Only costs one favour and that's if you pass (free essay)
Totally won't bite you right in the ass, free essay

Make sure not to run off without first changin' the name, hard to pass
When the byline's all wrong, buddy, so first read, so first read, so first read, so first read (so first read, so first read)
Ran off? Dumbass

You dumbass, you passed up (oh-oh-oh-oh) not lookin' like a fool in front of your class
Guess I'm needin' popcorn, buddy, I bet the teacher's gonna pay for that, free essay (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, yes, this was all just a scam, free essay (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, a catch-the-lazy-ones trap, free essay