Happens all the time
Huge problem, I hate it
So once again, I must warn you morons
Whoo!

Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
'Cause lookin' for mummies ain't good
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good
An archaeologist, I know
Yeah, but some things just don't need to be found or shown
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good

Has you not seen any horror film, dude?
Don't unearth old shit, only a complete fool
Think's that's worth any ancient dread curse
That you're all gonna face, you should know it'll hurt (hurt)
Dead back to life, the start of it
I'm bein' serious, you shouldn't risk this
Stop now, put it on ice
Hieroglyphs say "Stop!" but you all say "Nice try!"

Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
'Cause lookin' for mummies ain't good
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good
Don't treat my warnin' like a joke
Yeah, it's not worth a "LOL" when you're dead, you should know
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good

You shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
Shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
You shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
Shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all, you're doomed, buddy

You're gonna cause damage, jerk, to your mental state
You'll go crazy, jerk, just stay sane
Dig up sights to see what you'll find
You'll be gettin' swarms of bugs, that's right
I know you wanna live, I know you wanna see it
Those two things are conflictin', I wish you would believe it (hold up)
Hold up, all these ancient tombs have a haul that's not worth all
All the evil plagues primeval, that won't be dandy, thought I'd let you know

Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
'Cause lookin' for mummies ain't good
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good
"This isn't a movie, you dope"
Yeah, that's all good, although there's still death in those holes
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good

You shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
Shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
You shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
Shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all, you're doomed, buddy

Yes, it's true that ancient doom is unlikely to be in play
Shrivelled-up dudes that you'll exhume won't rise to eat your face
But when there's a chain of dead men, I'd refrain
From marchin' on at the break of dawn, I doubt that place is safe

Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
'Cause lookin' for mummies ain't good
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good
Could still release a plague, you know
Yeah, just not one that's so biblical, still bad, though
Stop lookin' for mummies, lookin' for mummies
Lookin' for mummies ain't good

You shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
Shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
You shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all (hey)
Shouldn't risk it, risk it, risk it all, you're doomed, buddy