Yo!
You're just wrong, so damn wrong, haha
Ho!
Dude, listen: you are lyin'

I we-ell kno-ow what's (no) on top of my-y head, so just stop it
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair
It's not a-a wi-ig, you're a du-unce, don't call it a ru-ug
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair (yeah-eah-eah)

Just because my hair ain't combed super neatly
Doesn't mean it's fake, understood?
All your evidence is plain bullshit
I've no fake-a-ass hair (fake-a-ass hair)
Sure, my head's been constantly balding
Since I came of age, which ain't good
But the methods I've used to fix it
They use no fa-ake hair (no fa-ake hai-air)
You have to believe me-e, buddy, my hair is fi-i-ine (bro)
I won't let you touch it, man, I don't trust you, right (that's right)
Just know you'll feel the scum and the grease insi-i-ide
Bud, I think that proves (hey) what you say is a lie

Dude, the-ere's no-o hair on top of my-y head that's a false one
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair
It's not a-a (no) tou-oupée, you du-unce, it's (yeah) real hair, don't tou-ouch
Bu-ud, I don't have fake-a-ass hair
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker, no way), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker, no)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair (yeah-eah-eah)

Buddy, my scalp is super furry
There's no proof that it isn't that way
All those photos are really blurry
Best throw them a-away (all a-away)
Plus a toupée is super cheesy
And that's not the way I roll, son
Get the hell away from those drawers there
No wigs in the-ere, no-one (swear the-ere's no-one)
You have to believe me-e, buddy, don't look insi-i-ide
The truth is weird fetish mags is all that you'll find (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Not diff'rent coloured rugs for my weird moods, ri-i-ight
My words are the proof that your theory's a lie

I've go-ot rea-eal hair on top of my-y head, I'm real honest
Bu-ud, I don't have fake-a-ass hair (I don't have fake hair, you asshole)
The way you-ou ra-ant is plain nu-uts, it's leavin' me stu-unned
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair (it's not fake hair, you douchebag)
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker, ho), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker, ho)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair (yeah-eah-eah)

So plea-ease (so plea-ease) le-et go-o (le-et go-o)
Of this, mate (of this, ma-ate), you're not gonna fi-i-i-ind (oh-oh-oh)
My reams (my reams) of gree-een (that's right) (of gree-een)
Wigs, oh jee-eez (hey), you didn't hea-ear that, ri-i-i-ight?

This i-is rea-eal hair on top of (ho) my-y head, swear I'm honest
Bu-ud, I don't have fake-a-ass hair
Don't make me-e dro-own (bro) you in dru-ugs to make (bro) your brain nu-umb
Bu-ud, I don't have fake-a-ass hair
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair
In no way a fa-aker (no-ot a faker), I'm no fa-ake-er (I-I'm no faker)
Cau-ause I don't have fake-a-ass hair (yeah-eah-eah)