Posted a new thread this mo-ornin'
Started off fine, lot of folks ta-alkin'
Then some asshole starts squa-ualkin'
"Burnt toast is great! Don't like apes!
I took a trip to a junkyard tip!
I fought a bear, my ass he bit!"

Alright, just calm do-own
All that you said's just a mound of sou-ound
Except written down

Meant this post as a bed-purchasin' guide
Off-topic crap's what you've uttered
I don't care if you prefer jasmine rice
It's all nonsense, it's true
All your posts are off-topic
"I am drippin' with goo!"
I don't care, it's off-topic

Another thread, a new forum
For givin' tips on how to cook plums
O-Once more, you're postin' crap with glee

"Kill flies! Punch a clo-own!
Went to a fair and I burnt it do-own!"
Gettin' creepy now

Do you bring your nonsense to ev'ry site?
Off-topic crap's all you utter
I don't care how big your car is, alright?
Total bollocks, it's true
All your posts are off-topic
"I can bench-press a pew!"
I don't care, it's off-topic
All you say is off-topic

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah

Better stop this, not funny, right
Off-topic crap's what you utter
"Comes fresh with Illuminati inside!"
Read your posts out loud, dude
Then you'll know they're off-topic
"Have you ever fallen right off a slide?"
Off-topic crap you still utter (topic)
No matter how often I ban your hide
You keep poppin' up, dude
With your crap that's off-topic

Stop postin', log off now
Makin' no sense now
"I tipped over a cow!
And then I ate a towel!"
Soon you'll be runnin' out
Of blogs to scream loud
About your love of clouds