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Song Parodies -> "Turn"

Original Song Title:

"Burn"

Original Performer:

Ellie Goulding

Parody Song Title:

"Turn"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. Some people just take ten thousand years to turn. This sucks. Also, this parody is from the perspective of a country that drives on the left-hand side of the road, because that's my perspective.
Plea-ease
Please stop all your stupid road-hoggi-in' (hoggi-in', hoggi-in', hoggi-in')
Start rollin' those ti-ires
Doesn't look like they've gone through a poppi-in' (poppi-in', poppi-in', poppi-in')
Strai-aight
Straight's how I'm tryna drive right now, ma-ate, drivin' straight
But I'm sto-opped
Behind your arse, makin' me enra-aged, real enraged
I've got stu-uff to do now, you're dela-ayin' my work
And I ca-an't move around, it's a si-ide road, you jerk
There's no roo-oom to do that, so if you-ou'd move your hide
Then I won't set fire, fire, fi-ire
To your sluggish tires, tires, tires

Come on, move your arse and turn, turn, turn, turn
Takin' too long to turn, turn, turn, turn
Isn't hard to turn, turn, turn, turn
So move your arse and turn, turn, turn, turn

I just wanna lea-eave, bro-o
Which means you should turn right no-ow, right, r-r-right no-ow
Don't be-e picky-y-y-y-y
And yell that no, you're turnin' left, I meant the temporal "right", just get your hide ou-out
Traffic's clo-ogged and all becau-ause
You've parked your ti-ires here with no real cau-ause
No-one's blocked you no-ow, no traffic, bu-ud
Should be peelin' ou-out, should be peelin' out, peelin' out
Folks behi-ind me honk loud cause they're a-all late for work
They can't sta-and you right now cause you're be-ein' a jerk
Least your bli-inker's on, man, it's burned i-into my eyes
Wanna move my tires, tires, ti-ires
So I won't get fired, fired, fired

So just move your arse and turn, turn, turn, turn
You take too long to turn, turn, turn, turn
Not that hard to turn, turn, turn, turn
So move your arse and turn, turn, turn, turn
Move your hi-ide, not soon, now, none of u-us here deserve
Your sheer la-ag, quit it now, it's so du-umb that it hurts
What's wrong with you? Just turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Eyes are lightin' up, up, up
It seems you're pullin' out, out, ou-out
Might not have to punch, punch, punch
Your stupid dumb face out, out, ou-out
Seems that there's a but, but, but
The way you're movin' out, out, ou-out (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Is more like a slug, slug, slug
Just pull your finger out, out, ou-out (ooh-ooh-ooh)

I might sta-art pullin' out all my hai-air soon, you jerk
And you ca-an't claim right now that your ca-ar doesn't work
Been behi-ind your sedan for the who-ole arvo, right
I know you're a liar, liar, li-ar
Your pants are on fire, fire, fire

Dipshit, move your arse and turn, turn, turn, turn
Doesn't take long to turn, turn, turn, turn
It's a cinch to turn, turn, turn, turn
So move your arse and turn, turn, turn, turn
Should be i-inside your house by now, bu-ut you're a jerk
There's no do-og, cat or mouse in your wa-ay, nothin' lurks
And there's no-o closed gate, man (turn, turn, turn, turn)
So I'm sti-ill askin' why (move your arse and turn, turn)
Can't you move your tires, tires, ti-ires?
Tempted to set fires, fires, fires
Put the pedal down and turn

Really need to make a list of how many times I've broached a certain topic, just to see how many car-related ones I've actually done despite only recently begun the process of learning how to drive.

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