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Song Parodies -> "Run Another Way"

Original Song Title:

"There's No Other Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blur

Parody Song Title:

"Run Another Way"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's almost human instinct to run away from the things that threaten to turn you into an entirely un-delicious pancake...why not try a different tactic?
Ooh-ooh

You're gonna get crushed behind that large thing
I know you're not dumb, yet you forgot to think
It's not like you're stuck in a tunnel, twit
Don't want to be inches tall?

Run another way, run another way
You don't have to move forward, okay (ah-ah-ah)?
Run another way, run another way
Here's a tip for you: run left a-ways (ah-ah-ah)

You don't have to run in a straight line, think
If sideways, you veered, of pure death, you won't stink
It doesn't take much to nix the fate of "been crushed to the floor"
Can oustmart a large ball

Run another way, run another way
Right or left, just move out of its way (ah-ah-ah)

You'll be okay
Don't run so straight
Ah

Run another way, run another way
You'll end up worm food if you run straight (ah-ah-ah)
Run another way, run another way
It won't follow you, it lacks a brain (ah-ah-ah)
Run another way, run another way
Can you hear me, dude? Veer left a-ways (ah-ah-ah)
Run another way, run another way
Well, I guess you're screwed if straight, you'll stay (ah-ah-ah)

Another proud graduate of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.

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Peter Andersson - February 17, 2018 - Report this comment
That's why cross country running was invented and why... *gets eaten by mountain lions*

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