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Song Parodies -> "A Lot of Your Sleights Are Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites the Dust"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"A Lot of Your Sleights Are Nuts"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The impossible thief won't get his mitts on our hero's goodies this time!
Ooh, let's go!

Must tread carefully down this street
Cause of this one prick I know
That guy there, I see you now, you thief
"That won't help you"? 'Fraid it's so
Skills are crazy, hey, they sound crazy, I guess
Thought the same until you did it to me
You stole my socks, mate, the rub is this:
Still had my boots on me, yeah

A lot of your sleights are nuts
A lot of your sleights are nuts
I don't get how it's done, I don't get how it's done
A lot of your sleights are nuts, mate
Wait, where did my belt go? Douche
A lot of your sleights are nuts

How did you nick the undershirt I've got?
I blinked, my singlet's gone, ah
You took it without the obvious grab
Hell, your ass barely got close, ah
It's exactly why I'm steerin' wide
Of all the roads you can be
You stole my keys, mate, though they were zipped-a
In three bag layers deep, stop now

A lot of your sleights are nuts-a
A lot of your sleights are nuts-a
How the hell is it done? How the hell is it done?
A lot of your sleights are nuts, mate
Wait, you pilfered my phone too?
A lot of your sleights are nuts

Hey
Don't take it
Sleights are nuts
Sleights are nuts, yeah

Hey
A lot of your sleights are nuts-a
A lot of your sleights are nuts, ow
A lot of your sleights are nuts, hey, hey
A lot of your sleights are nuts, hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ee, hey, hey, hey
Ooh, sha

Tied you right up in jail, but that was pretty daft
Still stole the keys somehow
None believed it except me, it's pretty easy, man
I've seen you steal air now, yeah-eah
I won't let me, no, won't let me get duped
There's nothin' you can take from me
I'll be far away and bare naked
Sounds weird but it's your fault, you see, oh yeah-eah-eah-eah

A lot of your sleights are nuts-a
A lot of your sleights are nuts-a
Tricky fingers, they suck, tricky fingers, they suck
A lot of your sleights are nuts, yeah-eah-eah-ha-ah
Wait, where is my fav'rite tooth?
A lot of your sleights are nuts-a

Stop now
Ay-yeah-eah-eah
Not right

I could swear I've written a parody about an impossible thief before, but for the life of me I can't work it out. I also keep typing thief as "theif" like some sort of eejit. It's almost like I'm typing too fast because I should've gone to the loo ages ago.

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Agrimorfee - October 09, 2018 - Report this comment
I am intrigued by the fact this burglar only seems to like stealing from the singer, and isn't using his skills elsewhere. A nasty ex-roommate/boyfriend/girlfriend, maybe?
Jonathan - October 09, 2018 - Report this comment
have some 5s, just be careful that the thief doesn't steal 'em!

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