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Song Parodies -> "We Have No Coins"

Original Song Title:

"Seek & Destroy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"We Have No Coins"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I hand it to the lady and she says "Oh, dear
It's gotta be cash only, we don't take credit cards here"
Ah, shite

It's time to eat and I didn't feel like
Cookin' real food, nothin's near use-by
Sick of all the standard fast food, mate
But here's one that's new, we gotta give it a taste
Hungry, on our way drivin'
Got my face smilin', lickin' my lips
Ordered, stomach ain't quiet
Take my card, slide it, cash only? Shit

Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins

This is really strange, I thought for sure
That no-one did this bullshit anymore
So now I'm in the dirt a-lookin'
For physical money that you're demandin'
Hopin' there's enough hidin'
Wanna be dinin' on my damn chips
Huntin' for somethin' shinin'
Won't let me buy it with my credit

Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins

The cashier is tired as my hands are unfilled
With enough scraps of change for all my food but I will
Sure, it's screwin' up their drive-thru times
But I won't drive away 'til someone else is in line
Stuck in here 'til I'm findin'
Enough spare finance, I'm pretty pissed
Someone in there is whinin'
That I'm not drivin', your own fault, prick

Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins
Searchin', we have no coins, ahahahaha

I took back the card and said "Gee, really? Well that sucks"
And that's when I found out my wife was only carryin' three bucks

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