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"Bind Thrall"

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Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. Necromancy! For all your lazy-ass needs! The feelings of the residual memories of the resurrected stiffs may not agree, though...
I had my e-e-end
Lovely funera-al, but then
You-ou needed goo-oons, 'bout te-en
A-And you prefe-e-er undea-ea-ea-ea-ead
Might've had my e-end
A solemn prayer and a-amen
Life's order you-ou-ou came to re-e-e-e-end
Cause you can't clean your de-e-e-e-en

Casted bind thra-all
And I stumbl-le
Out the ground, ca-a-a-all
Me your new lo-oyal minion
Casted bind thra-all
Thought I shuffl-led
Off of my coi-oi-oi-oil
I am anno-oyed a little, hate bi-ind thrall
Damn bi-ind thrall

Bind thrall is no-o new sta-art
Unnatural extension farce
With no consent gained on my part
Cause I never wanted a hunger fo-or brai-ai-ains
But you forced it in, you a-a-a-a-arse

Casted bind thra-all (casted bind thrall)
So I stumbl-le (round I stumble)
At your grim ca-a-a-all (at your grim call)
So that I'll wa-ash your dishes
Casted bind thra-all (casted bind thrall)
I can't mumbl-le (I can't mumble)
"Screw you, arseho-o-o-ole" ("up yours, arsehole")
Because my ja-aw is missin', damn bi-ind thrall

Casted bind thrall
So I stumble
Right into walls
Casted bind thrall
Tryna mumble
"You're an arsehole"

Where you go, I go
What you speak, I heed
I've got no choice, I must wreak
Havoc on these bandits, plea-ease
May be a good cause
Slay the bandit hoards
Necroma-ancy's a tad too far, ma-a-a-an

Casted bind thra-all (casted bind thrall)
Lurch and stumbl-le (lamely stumble)
Follow your ca-a-a-all (must heed your call)
Right when you wa-ant sword fodder
Casted bind thra-all (casted bind thrall)
Want to mumbl-le (wanna mumble)
Call you out o-o-o-on (call you out on)
Your sheer lack o-of real vigour, damn bi-ind thrall

Casted bind thra-a-all
Like an arseho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ole
Damn bind thra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-all

"Casted" got flagged under my spell-check. I checked and apparently it's an older form of the past tense of "cast". I decided to stick with it because a) to be clear that it is meant to be past tense and b) cause I already wrote the whole thing before I learnt this.

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