-> "barrier"
Original Song Title:
"happier"
Parody Song Title:
"barrier"
The Lyrics
You must think that I'm a joke
Threw me behind these walls of stone
Won't take long before I'm through
Then I'll hurt ev'ry single organ in you
Bet you thought that I would be trapped
No way to make it through, alas
But I'm no dweeb, might look pretty
You will see you should be scared of me
Oh, you think you've trapped me
Just 'cause it's solid brick? Oh, please
I thought it was known that I'm not the foe
To get locked away, to learn the hard way's better
For me, I'm happy to break your barrier
Did I not tell you about the multiple jerks who've tried to squeeze
Me inside of a prison that "nobody can leave"
And then they all had to eat
Their words with all their two remainin' teeth?
'Cause you've been hammin' pretty hard
Just struttin' around, enjoyin' your "Bond villain" part
Like a total tool, will feel nice
To smack that stupid smirk goodbye
So sure you've trapped me
There's no way I can even breathe
And you're free to go, secure 'cause you know
That you're really safe, your plans aren't in the shitter
You haven't trapped me
Although you tried your best, really
I can tell there's crazy tech in here, real pricey
And I'm really sorry, it will drive you bonkers
"No way this can be! You broke my barrier?"
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I kid, you trapped me
Powers aren't "strength" or "Houdini"
"Possess tech" just won't help me, that blows
But it's really great for makin' friends' lives better
They'll go all smashy and break your barrier
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