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Song Parodies -> "Pasty"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Pasty"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude's got incredibly white skin. He don't like it.
Far from shady
I won't risk goin' out at all
Cause I'd burn so bad the flakes would be ten buckets full
Fully aware the sun's not out in full now, bud
That's how much my skin refuses to cooperate with me
Man, wish I could change my pasty face
Sucks for me

If you ever catch me changin' my clothes, mate
You'd better block your eyes real quickly, foo-ool
Cause my pale-as-hell skin will likely make you blind
By "likely" what I mean is "a hard ru-ule", yeah
It's far from nothin'
Can't hide wha-at's on my fa-ace
Girls know I'm blushin'
My skin ca-an't obscure that haze

My skin's pa-asty, pa-asty, cra-azy how it's pa-asty-y
Slap on sunblock, still burns hot
Yeah, so bloo-oo-oody pa-asty, pa-asty, pa-asty, kinda cra-azy-y
Not much to do-o-o, buddy
Must stay in, it's safe-er to hide

Now ev'ry bruise and cut looks worse by a whole bunch
Contrastin' against my skin's white-ass glo-ow, yeah
If it was only smooth, I could rock that vampiric look, but no-oo-o
I'm a pudgy jo-oke, yeah
Wish there was somethin'
That could alter my-y-y poor skin's sha-ee-ade, yeah
Bu-ut I've found no-othin'
Yeah, guess it's never, never, never, never gonna friggin' change

My skin's pa-asty, pa-asty, cra-azy how it's pa-asty-y
More it gets hot, more I'm not
Yeah, so bloo-oo-oody pa-asty, pa-asty, pa-asty, really cra-azy-y
Not much to do-o-o, buddy
But keep myself rese-erved, du-ude

When it's shower time
Even I need my shades

Whi-te-co-oloured walls, buddy-y-y, yeah
I'm ca-a-a-a-a-a-amouflaged

Pa-asty, pa-asty, cra-azy how it's pa-asty-y
Great if I'm goth, but I'm not
Yeah, so bloo-oo-oody pa-asty, pa-asty, pa-asty, it's so cra-azy-y
If I was more white
I'd bet I'd disappea-ea-ear, mate
Pa-asty, pa-asty, cra-azy how it's pa-asty-y
Say it one more time
Know that I'm really pa-a-asty
Pa-asty, pa-asty, cra-azy how it's pa-asty-y
Wish it would stop flakin' off
When it's sunny

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ow, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah-ooh, yeah-ooh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah yeah-eah, yeah-yeah, yea-eah
Yow, ooh
Oh, oh, oh, ow
Yah-yah-yah, ooh, yah-yah-yah, yah-yah-yah

Given all the other movie tie-in songs featured in the Karaoke Revolution games, when I saw the video starting with Alicia Silverstone in a school setting I thought it was a Clueless tie-in. But nope, the vid came out a year before the film.

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