Maybe you need a squee cap
Or maybe I need to leave
Cause when you show affection
I need a new pair of jeans
I get that you're very happy
But think of my fragile balls
Because, in your glee, you throw me
Almost straight through the nearest wall

I can't avoid you all the time
Just cause your habit's hard on spines
You don't squeeze hard, my lungs are fine
It's more the distance that I mind

Because you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug
You shove, you shove, you shove
That's right, you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug
You shove, you shove, you shove

I'm all for good hugs, they feel nice
Look up av'rage hug times, mine last twice
So it's not the fault of my shyness
That grants you a berth of wideness
I don't want you to hate me
But you get just a little crazy
My spleen is gonna be affected
If you keep it up with your jump-hug madness

Call them "glomps" or "tackle-hugs", I
Don't want to have them all the time (all the time)
When there's plush carpet, could be fine
Hard tiles or floorboards? Blood smears wide

Because you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug
You shove, you shove, you shove
That's right, you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug
You shove, you shove, you shove

Can't you hug the normal way?
The Royal Rumble, this sure ain't
A warnin' I would like, at least
But do you? No, you rush at me, hey
Hey, so I got a question (you shove):
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you missed one (you shove)?
Your whole form would careen through the air, which would suck
So don't shove with your hugs (yes, you shove)
Your hugs (you shove)
Huh, your hugs (you shove)
Huh, your hugs (you shove)
Hate your shove-like hugs

Because you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug
You shove, you shove, you shove
That's right, you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug
You shove, you shove, you shove
Because you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug (ah, ah, ah-ah-ah)
You shove, you shove, you shove (ah, ah, ah-ah-ah)
That's right, you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug (ah, ah, ah-ah-ah)
You shove, you shove, you shove (ah, ah, ah-ah-ah)

Hey
Hey, ha-ha-ha, so...ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
You shove, you shove, you shove, you shove when you hug
Squashed flat, I fear