Mario:
You can't do-a anything from outside of de pipe
You just gotta go in!
Hahaha
Let's go

Super Mario
Super high-a jumpin'
Super bro Luigi
Super block bustin'
Yeah, yeah
We get powers from mushrooms
I've defeated Pete Piranha, and King Boo
Princess loves me, and that's just peach-ay
No Koopa had better get in my way
I get her flowers, Ice and-a Fire
Ev'rything's no trouble, I'm not tired

Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm stompin' Goombas
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, I'm not just a fat plumber

Stupid Koopas tryin' to be troopas
But I'm killin' ev'ry Goomba standin' in the way of my princess
Don't tell me that she's in another bloody castle
Just tell me-a where the hell-a my princess is
Just tell me where Peach is
Don't care if I have to kill Bowser's kids
Done it before-a, it was a cinch
Oh no, I fell in another pit
I'm dead

Luigi:
Hey-a brother
Don't tell me you're out of 1-ups already?
Now it's up-a to me to save-a the day!
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Let's go!
Well, I am the better runner
Jumpin' higher than my brother ev'ry day, ev'ry day, ev'ry day
I'm a buster of ghosts, not that marshmallow stuff
And you know I beat this crap ev'ryday, hey (Go!)
Nothin' today is-a gonna stop me (No!)
Just know that you will never Thwomp me (uhh!)
And I can get the power of a tanuki (Yo!)
No, you're never gonna block me
Ev'ry time I get another power up-a, watch my powers flow, plus the super jumpin'
I could be a ghost, or a rollin' rock-a
Or a bouncin' spring, these powers hit you in the face-a
All the time the music's blarin', goin' dadadada
Ev'ry single monster that you bring I'm gonna kill
It's badaboom-a badabing, gotta collect a lotta things
Like Power Stars-a or those shiny coins-a, ev'ry shiny thing
And ev'ry game-a it's all the same, all the same, it's all the same
[breath]
And after sev'ral hundred deaths
I got a temper somethin' foul, straight in the lava to your death
Is where you're goin', so bye-bye, the people know that I'm the best
When it come to doing this and I'll be breakin' all the bricks
And I'll get all the coins, and I'll ride upon Yoshi
He's a hungry dinosaur, he'll eat you up then lay an egg
His gender's a mystery, but who cares, he's got speedy legs
Bowser, I think you're a joke, hear me? A joke
See the way I'm on it, all the levels, I will ace, you should know
I'll gonna throw these fireballs right in your face
And your Bullet Bills are screwed, I'll jump right on 'em which'll kill 'em
About thirty years I've done it, I put you into your place
You can't face it, no you cannot hack it
Know your lizard butt, I'm gonna slam it
King Koopa, better give up your throne
Cause Luigi is a champion! (champion)

Mario:
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm stompin' Goombas
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, I'm not just a fat plumber

Toad:
Man, watch out for those plumbers, how y'all doin'?
My name's Toad, some say I'm worthless,
I'm a nuisance, I'm the butt of all their jokin'
I'm not that worthless, I can dig, faster than you kids, just call me Simon
Though I mostly help in sidequests, I can be badass, hard as, punkass
Yeah, maybe I have never beaten Bowser, I am only a starter
Dress like Aladdin, with a big hat, that's shaped like a mushroom
Maybe I'm a mushroom, I don't know the answer
When Peach says "Come on", then I say "Okay"
Then when she gets kidnapped, behind's where I stay
Well, that crap ends today, sick of being weak
Now Bowser, I'll beat, yes, I'll join the fray
I'll run to the flag, and I'll touch it
Right at the apex, bitch, the points'll be mine, fireworks in the sky
Cause it's my time to shine, bro
Powerup's mine, chopper hat, now I'm fly
I've got to try, for my kind
Sick of bein' on the sidelines
You won't hear me whine, no, not this time
Bitch princess won't keep us all in line
Now watch us fight, Bowser is in sight
He's gonna die in half the time
Now that Toad can fight, by Mario's side
And Luigi's side, soon Bowser is dead
You turtles scared, cause I'm not mild, been here for a while
Now I'm like "no trial", I'll put you down
You think it's funny? I'm fast and spry
You're goin' down, bitch!

Mario:
Look at me now, look at me now
Oh, I'm stompin' Goombas
Look at me now
Oh, look at me now
Yeah, I'm not just a fat plumber

Okay, okay
Is that right?
I'm not just a fat plumber