-> "Damn Freight Train"
Original Song Title:
"Glad You Came"
Parody Song Title:
"Damn Freight Train"
The Lyrics
The cars slow down
The train pulls out
That whistle sound
It makes me frown
Now I can't move out from this traffic lane
This damn freight train...train...train...
Today's been great for me, great for me
Got a promotion at work, you see, work, you see,
So far the traffic light's have all been green, all been green
But now I'm stuck, it's deja vu to me, old for me
Hear the bells sound now
Now to wait for it to pass
Passing, it won't be quick
Quickness would be grand
Grand, it's eating up my time
Time's movin' like a snail
Snail would be faster, mate
Mate, I might become crazed
Crazed 'cause of this train
That whistle sound
It brings me down
The time drags out
Stare at the clouds
Lots of boxes, too many to count, mate
I hate this train
This damn freight train
It's such a pain to me, pain to me
Stuck here waiting for this train to leave, it to leave
It's neverending, lots of freight, you see, freight, you see
It's got to the point that my brain's leaking out of me
Curse those clanging sounds
Sound is ringing in my head
Head hurts, I cannot think
Think my face is red
Red from anger at this crime
Crime to 'cause me dismay
Maybe I will be late
Late for tea, so I hate
Hate this frigging train
Time's dragging out
I'm napping now
The drool runs out
Out of my mouth
It's kind of gross, I don't care about shame
I hate this train
This damn freight train
Radio plays
"Drive By" by Train
That's torture, mate
Damn this freight train
It's gone past now
I have won out
I drive on down
But what's this now?
The light's gone red, now that's just friggin' lame
I blame that train
That damn freight train...train...train...
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