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Song Parodies -> "Awful Apple Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Loved Me Back to Life"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"Awful Apple Pie"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When your favourite dessert is made terribly, it can be quite upsetting...
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee

Waitin' to be fed: the worst kind of dread
Stomach's gettin' loud, with its deep growl
Should not have applied my nose now
Somethin' smells tart, like ammonia
This can't be real, because I know what's cookin' near
It shouldn't smell like a rat's meal
My fav'rite dessert type
I wouldn't like mine to be shite

An awful apple pie (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie)
Why (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie)?
That aroma means somethin's broken (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee)
An awful apple pie (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie)
Why (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie)?
Rank aroma, this could just ruin my night (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie (apple pie)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie (apple pie)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee-ie (apple pie, apple pie, ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah)

Don't screw this up, hate clumps of cold, pasty shite
An awful apple pie, apple pie is a slight
Against folks like I off their diet
Long for that perfect slice
I don't want my pie to burn, right

An awful apple pie (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie)
Why (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie)?
If it's smokin', that means you're hopeless (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee)
An awful apple pie (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie)
Why (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie)?
When it's smokin', you've got charcoal in my slice (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee)

I'm mad at this cause you crossed your heart
And swore you could bake great pies, it smarts
That you've served this slop to me, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Why (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie)?
Why (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie)?
Tastes like soap, yuck, dry off your hands first (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee)
An awful apple pie (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie)
Why (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ha-ee-ie)?
Found a bone, yuck, could murder with this crap pie (pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie (apple pie)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie (apple pie)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee-ie (apple pie, apple pie)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie (apple pie)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie (apple pie)
Pah-ah-ie, pah-ah-ie-ie-ee-ie-ee-ie (apple pie, apple pie, ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah)

"Chickens go in, pies come out" "Ooh, what kind of pie?" "Apple." "My favourite!" "Chicken pies, you great lummox!"

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