Internet sure plasters cats any damn place it feels like
Think I've seen ev'ry type, so I search for new kinds
Of animals doin' random crap
With a cam'ra rollin' to catch that, capture that
I want somethin' far from mammals and I think that I've found the perfect type

Birds on film
Birds on film
Birds on film
Birds on film

Pigeons flyin' right into windows, walk off clumsy
A cockatoo that's boppin' to some hit song, great find
A flock is swarmin' right through the air
"Ride of the Valkyries" is playin' loudly there, loudly there
I might spent the whole damn day sittin' here, will the next page loads its gifs?

Birds on film (tearin' up paper)
Birds on film
Birds on film (pokes at pizza)
Birds on film

Not much compared to cute cat gifs' umpteen billion
But what's there is a treat, I don't think I'll get tired
I'm sure that out there are some sites
That cater to this niche, that's fine, that's just fine
I'll keep searchin' 'til I've enough to make my own to top the search bar

Birds on film (know I'm bein' lazy)
Birds on film
Birds on film (don't touch that taser!)
Birds on film
Birds on film (montages: better)
Birds on film
Birds on film (far from nature)
Birds on film
Birds on film (fun but stupid)
Birds on film