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Song Parodies -> "Coupon Bastard"

Original Song Title:

"Hollaback Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"Coupon Bastard"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There's always that one customer who dumps a truck-load of coupons on the poor cashier, no matter how much they'll actually help because abuse = discount, I guess...
Uh-huh, seen this shit
Such a jerk, hate to deal with this

Dude, I know you must save cash
But it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard
It's true that this costs too much cash
But the way around it is not like that
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard

Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit

I see you're buyin' lots of shit
And you really think that I would get it
That you refuse to pay all that
Gettin' all your paper lined up
But I'm gonna have to hand down a verdict, ma'am
Cause I can't just swipe now, hope it all sorts out
That's right, half of your lot now
Are about six months expired, sucks

Dude, I know you must save cash
But with out-of-date cheats, you can't do that
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard
It's true my colleague okayed that
There's a reason that he's not here now, ma'am
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard

Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit

It's not small text, you can't have missed readin'
These aren't in-date, what's more, I'm seein'
These here are for our competitor
And these are for diff'rent stock
So I must decline, yes, I've looked at them all
Higher volume knob won't make me bow to you
That's right, you won't get a discount
Just for kickin' up a fuss

Dude, I know you must save cash
But zero of these here are valid, ma'am
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard
It's true that you might have missed that
But I'm gonna have to tear these in half
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard

Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit

Screamin' in my face "You kids have no manners
M-A-N-N-E-R-S
Damn kids have no manners
M-A-N-N-E-R-S
Entitled kids have no manners
M-A-N-N-E-R-S
Dumb kids have no manners
M-A-N-N-E-R-S"

Dude, I know you must save cash
But you're not just gonna cheat me like that
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard
It's true that this worked before, ma'am
But six sacked friends later, you must be banned
Cause you are a coupon bastard
A total coupon bastard

Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, seen this shit, seen this shit
Ooh-ooh-ooh, hate this shit, hate this shit

That last line perfectly summed up my opinions on this song, BTW.

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