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Song Parodies -> "Please Stop It (The Bright Stuff)"

Original Song Title:

"You Got It (The Right Stuff)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

New Kids on the Block

Parody Song Title:

"Please Stop It (The Bright Stuff)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's one of the few things we can all agree in: that one guy who keeps shining a torch in your face is a douche.
The bright stuff
The bright stuff

First time it was not fine, second time brought a slap
Third time: a heavy punch and I kicked your nads
Yet it seems that you won't stop, need to knock it off
Then you act like you've got no clue why my rage is hot

Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Cut it out, turn that torch off
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Ev'ry time I say this, you just scoff

"It's not that a big deal, dude
Can't hurt, it's just light"
I'm sorry, I can't have heard you
Right, you can't be that dumb, dude

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff

I can't blink fast enough, this stupid "trick" makes me flip
As a "prank", it's shit, definition missed
Whether it's with that damn torch, your phone, turn it off
Even when you're inside your coupe, you flash me nonstop

Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Soon my vision will be gone
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
After-images, they linger on

You giggle like a buffoon
Don't know why, that's not right
I'm not understandin' why you
Keep this up, can't still have novelty value

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff

Jerk, yeah, asshole, yeah
You need to stop the bright stuff
Huge jerk, yeah, asshole
Asked you, asked you, please stop it, jerk

Flash so bright in my eyes
All because you're a giant shit

Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh, the bright stuff

Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Or you'll find you've lost your torch
Please stop the bright stuff, buddy
Cram it right inside your darkest hole

Sometimes I wonder about how random objects can have different names depending on where you live. You Americans may call that battery-powered light-shiner deal a "flashlight", whereas to me in Australia (and in the UK, last I checked), the same device is called a "torch". One of the great mysteries that only weirdos like me care about.

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