-> "Meditate"
Original Song Title:
"Rx (Medicate)"
Parody Song Title:
"Meditate"
The Lyrics
Wake up to a cloudy brain
Thoughts roll in and so starts the pain
Drown it out by takin' my soles
High on thigh is where they will fall
You can't razz me when I'm still
Just rolls off like I'm a hill
Vexin' exes? Check my chill
Online bullshit? Sweat won't spill
Folks out there bein' so rude
Sayin' I'm next to collect my food
But for my health I have to assume
This pose so you cannot harsh my mood
Oh, why, oh, why have you all picked me
To be the one that you'll bug?
But my meditation is strong
Oh, why, oh, why must you hate me?
Just cause I shut both my eyes
When I get mad on a drive
When I'm sick of them all
Those assholes ev'ry day
I always sit right down and meditate (I meditate)
And when folks have the gall
To scream "Get out the way!"
I will still sit right down and meditate (I meditate)
Look, mate, this works better than a stresser pill
Pop that shit? Never have and never will
I can drown any hate I find
With a swell of a peaceful kind
You get mad at how I seem
To not know what "time and place" means
And you're all stuck on the stairs, that blows
But once I calm down, I'll move by, you know
Oh, why, oh, why must you all diss me?
Just cause I don't swear and stuff
Since my meditation is strong
Oh, why, oh, why so irate? Geez
The bathroom, I'm blockin' it, line, I'm stoppin' it
I'm not awful, it's how I calm my tits
Instead of punchin' balls
And give in to my rage
I always sit right down and meditate (I meditate)
The middle of the hall
Is where I need to drain
Bad thoughts, must sit right down and meditate (meditate)
Meditate
Meditate
Meditate
Now my rap sheet is zero
Because I keep my mind real clear, though
If this "public obstruction" is just
Then I have this fear that the courts are bust
Such a farce that because I just killed
The rage I have, got quashed with chill
Think I deserve a small halo
To not punch straight through their nose
A peaceful vibe right now
No hateful-ass vibes right now
No ball-kick vibes right now
Can't stop my vibe right now
Untouchable vibe right now
No eat-this vibes right now
Got these calm vibes turned up right now
So your anger is bunk, calm down
I reach within my core
So I don't smack your face
I always sit right down and meditate (I meditate)
No matter that this floor
Is your own parkin' space
I will still sit right down and meditate (meditate)
Meditate
Meditate
Meditate
I meditate
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