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Song Parodies -> "Boasts"

Original Song Title:

"Ghosts"

Original Performer:

The Presets

Parody Song Title:

"Boasts"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude doesn't like his bragging friend. Yeah.
Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

I don't have the time for this, man
The things that you've said are filled with errors
Claimed you could lift fifty paint cans?
One crumples you down, can't take the pressure
Makin' up real impressive stuff
That the facts just can't agree on
When it comes to prove that (huh!)
Suddenly, you're all shy and awkward

Oh, each word you say is a lie
You can't tie a tie in just four seconds
Please just stop, you're wastin' my time
Fact-check you ev'ry minute, I reckon
Outlandish stories that won't fly
In any way, you're pissin' me off
Askin' you to prove that (huh!)
Suddenly, you're all shy and awkward

Please don't, don't, do-do-do-don't (whoa, oh-oh-oh)
Don't, don't, don't, enough of your (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
Boa-, boa-, boa-boa-boa-boa- (whoa, oh-oh-oh)
Boa-, boa-, boasts, they're bullshit (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
Whoa, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

Wanna go and cover your mouth
Covered-up mouth should stop your nonsense
But the looks that folks would glare out
Are real far from an enticin' prospect
Say you can tell by the sound
Of the door, the car's type of engine?
Kinda wanna test that (huh!)
Suddenly, you're all shy and awkward

Please don't, don't, do-do-do-don't (whoa, oh-oh-oh)
Don't, don't, don't, enough of your (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
Boa-, boa-, boa-boa-boa-boa- (whoa, oh-oh-oh)
Boa-, boa-, boasts, they're bullshit (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
Don't, don't, do-do-do-don't (whoa, oh-oh-oh)
Don't, don't, don't, enough of your (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
Boa-, boa-, boa-boa-boa-boa- (whoa, oh-oh-oh)
Boa-, boa-, boasts, they're bullshit (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)

Whoa, oh-oh-oh (huh!), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Whoa, oh-oh-oh (huh!), oh-oh-oh

Sooner or later, I will crack
And so will you, well, your skull will shatter
One more gallin' lie about flans
You'll learn about my huge-ass hammer
But for now, I'll stand and look smug
When you brag how you fight lions
Then I ask you to show (huh!)
Suddenly, you're all shy and awkward

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