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Song Parodies -> "Yard's Full Of Gnomes"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody's Home"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Yard's Full Of Gnomes"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Gnomes. Why gnomes? Cause it's a funny word, that's why.
Well, something is wrong, dude
With the yard today, looks diff'rent than yesterday
Were those gnomes always there?
Thought I saw one make a rather nasty face
Thank God, they're gone now
But so have some of your flowers
And there is this weird pong, something's real wrong

I go to your ho-ome, the yard's full of gnomes
With shifty eyes, weird little guys
And each time they go-o, get plants to-go
It breaks my mind, am I just high?

Where are my fries?
Took them outside, now they've gone, but why?
Once more, there's that stench
Those gnomes took my fries, where'd your pants go, Mike?
That's wrong, so wrong, wow
Those gnomes made off with your trousers
I preferred when the loss was just some moss

Think I should go ho-ome, I don't like these gnomes
They're worse than flies, they stole my fries
And each time they go-o, a smell quite gross
They've left behind, it hurts my eyes

They steal ev'ry time
I visit, but why?
I've made up my mind
Their stash, I must find
To get to that place
Next time I'm here, mate
When they nick my crepes
I'll grab onto their face

I'll block up my no-ose in the land of gnomes
And ask them why they took my fries
And if they say no-o, their place, I'll blow
'Twill blow sky-high, gnome genocide

And in the sky-y, clay bit fly
Oh oh-ooh
And I grin wide, weird gnomes, bye!
Oh oh-ooh

Gnomes. I'll never get sick of how delightfully odd that word is. GNOMES.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - May 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Gnome, Sweet gnome. Nothing like them! This was a pretty good parody.
Arwen - May 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...hahaha...I've never understood the appeal of lawn gnomes...(I've written about them myself!)...but this parody is full of appeal! Nice job!
Rex - May 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Never trust a gnome. Funny idea, funny parody!
Agrimorfee - May 05, 2013 - Report this comment
There's no business like gnome business.
Max Power - May 06, 2013 - Report this comment
Gotta watch out for them, they might steal your underpants and sell them for profits.
Blaydeman - May 07, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I had no idea that gnomes smelled bad, so I really missed out on that joke. Is that common knowledge? Anyway, loved the pants line and the gnome genocide. That was funny.

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