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Song Parodies -> "Severely Bored"

Original Song Title:

"Sincerely Yours"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Severely Bored"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If you pull some absolutely bugnuts crap that'll end up with you as a featured story on WTFIWWY, you'd better have a better excuse than, well, title's right there and all.
You call it a crime to run naked with a giant scythe
And while you just may be right, I'll still do it
'Cause there's nothing else today that I can do, it sucks, it'd crush my brain
If I didn't take this gun, won't use it
Just stick it up my hind
I need something to do, just to take up my empty time
Gonna send this fish flying

Please don't lock me up, I'd be back at start
Feel so dreary, vision's bleary 'cause I'm clearly, ah-ah-ah
Not monstrous, villainous or just high as shit
So just leave me, said leave me be 'cause I'm clearly bored severely
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah

Don't be such a jerk, it's completely rude to call me a real bad dude
Just because it hurts when I throw cold dirt mixed with fresh spice at you
I didn't hit your eye (eye)
Don't like your attitude, all I want is some freedom, right
Drudgery can't be binding

So I'm doing stuff that looks kinda nuts
'Cause I'm dreary, brain feels bleary, look, I clearly (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh), ah-ah-ah
Lack real maliciousness (hey, yeah) as I make a mess
Just leave me be, come on, leave me 'cause I'm clearly bored severely
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah

Just want a thrill, feel a bit better (ha-ah-ah)
Acting the clown with their lobes severed (ha-ah-ah)
Lobes severed (hey-yeah-yeah-yeah-ee-yeah)
Lobes severed (severely bored)
Need to be chill, man, you're so livid (ha-ah-ah) (severely bored)
Join me in town as I break limits (ha-ah-ah) (severely bored)
Break limits (ho-oh-oh)
'Cause I'm sick of couch-lying (sick of couch-lying)

Gonna live it up, red paint on my buns
Mood's been dreary, soul is bleary, so I clearly, ah-ah-ah
Can't be arrested yet (not just yet), let me freak and vent
Fall back, leave me (ee-yeah-eah-eah), please leave me be 'cause I'm clearly bored severely
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah (oh-oh-oh-oh), ah-ah (ooh-ooh)
Ah-ah (lalalala), ah-ah-ah-ah (lalalala), ah-ah (hey-yeah-eah, lalalala)

Take a chill pill, I won't resist ya
Once I tear down this whole damn village
Damn village, severely bored

No, I don't know how nuts bugs can be. Nor do I know what kind of bugs. Though if this is truly WTFIWWY-level stuff, it's probably dung beetles.

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Me - October 20, 2022 - Report this comment
There you go again Seth. Cleaning out the cookies just to give yourself bogus 13 555 votes.

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