Oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (swear I was conscious)

Trust me, trust me, swear I was conscious
Brain didn't clock out, not off to Nod now
Trust me, trust me, if I make one promise
It's that I listened, yet I still missed it
I'm not shocked that the one bit in this film's two hours
That I missed out on explained that dude's powers
Not the first time I've watched a thing and missed the scene
That divulged it all, thank God for wikis

Missed that part, not right
Crucial scene, oh-oh, got skipped
First view, ev'ry time
I don't see the most vital lines
Vital lines, missed those vital lines
Vital lines, vital lines
Missed those vital lines

Know it's obnoxious

Trust me, trust me, know it's obnoxious
After each film, ask "What happened there, man?"
Trust me, trust me, I'm bein' honest
I don't find pleasure in faked brain errors
I just blanked out that whole bit, like my brain lost power
Once it's turned back on, I'm confused for hours
Not just films, this shit happens when I watch TV
Read a comic book or play D&D

Missed that part, not right
That whole scene, oh-oh, got skipped
My brow's raised so high
Cause that scene flashed right past my eyes
Past my eyes, flew right past my eyes
Past my eyes, past my eyes
Flew right past my eyes

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
The first time that I'm watchin', before the first hour
My brain's wandered off, I expect more glowers
When I check if this was a plot-hole-filled movie
Or if "in the wrong" just applies to me
I-I-I bet "in the wrong" just applies to me
I-I-I bet "in the wrong" just applies to me (-plies to me, -plies to me...)

Missed that part, not right (missed)
Main damn scene, oh-oh, got skipped (that part, not right)
I ask in real life
So that I don't get mocked online
Mocked online, I'd get mocked online
Mocked online, mocked online
I'd get mocked online

Swear I was conscious
Kn-know it's obnoxious