Been so many homes I've been through, bro
Normally I can do three in one day
When it comes to you, it just kills my mood
Because you're more painful than an anemone
Mess is so unreal, yeah, must go through each piece
It's just how I do my inspections
So here we go
Must go through the mound of old shoes, green
Much sick I have to swallow, swallow, swallo-ow

Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
A record mess in here, it really blo-ows
This stack of pre-sliced cheese has gotten leathery
But I have to write it down, right
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

If one thing gets missed, lose half my pay
And so I sift through a month's worth of chewed steak
No point tryna say that I should just quit
Wanna work out why you live in this shambles, see
Scattered shorts? Ain't right, mixed with lime peels
Nobody can be this damn stupid
So here we go
Are you half-pig now? Does your brain leak?
The real answer I must know, must know, must kno-ow

Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
The junk inside your cupboards overflo-ows
Know you'll have to re-squeeze it back inside, but see
I must discover the truth, right (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
It takes forever to inspect you-ou

You're lucky that I'm not the one who de-ecides
Whether you pass o-or fail, boy
Just pass my reports on your giant ra-at piles
On to my bo-oss to-o rate, bo-oo-oy
It could be because my boss is really-y nice
Was once a slobby-y-ass boy
Or maybe he maintains a blog or we-ebsite
That runs on mo-ocki-in' "that bo-oo-oy"

Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
Sometimes I swear that you're an anthro goa-oat
An omnivore extreme, subsist on trash it seems
It makes sense to my real stressed mind (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
I really can't believe any other theory
Based on all the trash that I find (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
It takes forever to inspect you-ou