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Song Parodies -> "Who Visits at Midnight?"

Original Song Title:

"2 Minutes to Midnight"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Who Visits at Midnight?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Okay, so I've had being woken up early by an obnoxious roommate and calling emergency services for non-emergencies way too early, what else...ah! Being woken up by a knock on the door at a stupid hour!
Drift away to my dreamscape
With close to no cohesion
But I can't snooze when there's some douche
At my door for no reason
Well, that's my thought when deprived
Of any kind of sleepin'
I'll get up if just to find out what
Has dragged me out of my bed

I have to see who's awakened me
Before I then smash in their face
Then to bed again, I hope, anyway
Better not keep me there at my door

Who visits at midnight?
That's my time for a snooze
Who visits at midnight?
I'm no night-shifter, that's the truth

I'll hear 'em out, too sleepy to shout
The f-word although I'm eager
Energy to simply raise
My voice isn't within me, yeah
Fine with phone calls that wake my ass up
Can grumble words, they'll vacate me
But when the doorbell chimes, I get peeved
Door's too far to be lazy

Just got my PJ's on, see no need
To put on more for this huge pain
I know what they'll say "That's a poor display"
You expected a full suit, asshole?

Who visits at midnight?
I need a sign for fools
"Who visits at midnight?
Those who might see my fam'ly jewels"

I hate this crap, it drives me mad
More clich├ęd lines to fume
With a sleepy brain, it's hard to exclaim
Originality, it's true
Finally, I've made it, I'm in place
To see what kind of clot
Thinks that I'll be less resilient
To whatever crap they might hock

What if I see someone tryna flee
A murderer, wants to be safe?
That would be okay, I would let them stay
But that's not what stands beyond my door

Who visits at midnight?
A total, utter tool
Who visits at midnight?
"Whoops, wrong house, you're not the loud fool"

Twitchy eye
Off to cry

Wrong time

I'll be honest, some days this wouldn't be an actual problem for me as I'd still be up. I'd still be in my pyjamas and would have no patience for whatever it was, but still, fair's fair.

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