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Song Parodies -> "It's Hot Because It's Summer"

Original Song Title:

"A Hazy Shade Of Winter"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"It's Hot Because It's Summer"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I spent my New Year's Day in the comfort of the air conditioning because it was 41 degrees outside (that's 105 degrees for those who use Fahrenheit)! And so, inspired, I wrote this parody.
Bright, bright, bright
The sun's so bright, you see
And it makes the ground
Hard to step on with bare feet
Damn sun is roasting me

Hot all around
Sweat rolls down
And the sky
Has no clouds because it's summer

The buses have crap air con, man
It's still quite hot inside
But not as hot as the outside
I think that my hand
Is stuck to the seat, goddamn

A breeze might come through
It cools you down
Feels so fine
But it's brief because it's summer

Keep a bottle handy, Ben
If you don't, then in a day
The heat will just melt you away
That is if you spend
The whole day outside, my friend

Look around
I want to cry
The eggs have fried
On the sidewalk, holy shite!

Oh, seasons change, but they're all shitty
Ev'ry one is bullcrap to me
Autumn tries to drown me with leaves
And at inconvenient times
Winter is just cold as shit
No snow, just rain and lots of it
Spring changes its mind
Whether it rains or it's fine

All that ain't now
In sweat, I'll drown
Cause the sky
Boils me up because it's summer

Look around
People frown
Cause it hurts to walk on the ground

And just now
Air con's down
There's puddles of sweat on the ground

Look around
Fans abound
And my shirt goes "splat" on the ground
"Au-tum" is what you Americans call "Fall". The shirt goes "splat" because it's soaked in sweat.

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Porfle Popnecker - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice parody, although I don't wanna think about hot weather after that heat wave last summer!
Rob Arndt - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
555! I hate winter cold, so I can't wait for spring. In California that could be next week with our crazy temps ;-D
Matthias - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
All of your backwards weather is bizarre to me. Isn't it winter in your neck of the woods? Shouldn't your parody be "Hot Because It's Winter" Or do the seasons change depending on whether you are in the world. I never understand your upside down world.
Agrimorfee - January 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Sums up summer quite well, my least favorite season after winter. Nice touch of switching the topic around from the OS, but my one criticism is that you rely on cuss words too much. Not that I am offended, but you could say other things that would make the parody richer.
Rex - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Try the library, they usually have good air conditioning. This parody makes me glad it's winter in Texas.
Blaydeman - January 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Aggy on this one. Don't get me wrong, I use cuss words in my stuff all the time (I use ass and damn a lot), but I usually try and only use them as enhancers and not as rhyming words. Rarely do I use them for rhymes more then once in a particular parody. You could've used a lot of other words for rhymes that would've definitely enhanced the comedy aspect of this parody. I felt like it was lacking that.
Below Average Dave - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment
I love the summer. . .but it feels really odd reading this kind of work while I'm freezing, but I liked the parody. . .wish it were summer here

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