Hu-unger, hunge-er, oh-oh-oh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

At one point I-I thought that you were jestin'
""All-That-You-Can-Eat"'s only a suggestion"
That's what you sai-aid, so more food, you keep pilin'
But you should know exactly what I'm thinkin'

Listen to me, buddy, cause I think that's plenty
Sure, you hunger, you've said so
But you're bein' greedy, overflow your belly
Come on, buddy, take it slow
Take it slow, buddy

Food stacked so hi-igh, it's an urgent matter
Come on, buddy, physics will make it splatter
Just think for a second before your heart gets murdered
By all the hi-igh cholesterol things smothered
In gravy, man, there's no way that that's harmless
Even if it was, ain't gonna be cheap, regardless

Listen to me, buddy, I think that that's plenty
Come on, buddy, take it slow
No need to be greedy, don't care that you've told me
That you hunger, cool it, bro, oh-oh-oh

You're not normally a guts
With food, you tend to conserve, so
Wha-at's diff'rent about today? Must kno-o-ow
Ow!

It just seems off for you to be here piggin'
You're on a diet last I checked, so I'm wiggin'
All that I want is some damn explainin'
You're spreadin' butter so thick the bread's strainin'
Under the weight, geez, what's gotten you so damn slobby?
There's feelin' hunger, but your antics just confuse me

Listen to me, buddy, I'm sure that that's plenty
Think your "hunger"'s just a show
To excuse your greedy change in habits, tell me
What's wrong, buddy? Take it slow, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Hunger

Suddenly so greedy, do you have the munchies?
Cause this hunger's no-ot you, bro-o-o
You're so weirdly, weirdly, weirdly, weirdly greedy
Sense, makes zero
I'm your closest bud, please, hmm-mmm
You know you can tell me why you've changed so quickly
Sudden hunger, let me know
You're never this greedy for anythin', please tell me
Where'd this hunger co-ome from, bro-o?
Doctor, do-octor, do-octor said you're skinny?
Why didn't you ju-ust say so-o? Hmm, hmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Why didn't you te-ell me so-o? Ooh boy