Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh

Say your door's stuck? Apologies
Don't know what the hell you're expectin' me
To do here, cause I can barely
Open this damn jar of bolognese sauce, see
How can I lend a hand to you?
I can barely hold this door open for you
I'm sorry, I can't do this job for you
Though I can still do doorman phone calls, it's true
Must've brought me here (here, here, here)
In a panicked fit (fit, fit, fit)
Because you vaguely remember (-er, -er, -er)
I once gave your arm a good twist

I don't mean to let you down, let you down bluntly
Can't pretend that I'm real buff, please
I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
Never wanna let you down, let you down, but, see
My "great strength"'s not like the Hulk, please
I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
I said I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)

I want to unjam your door
But I would need something much like C4
And since I'm no fan of bombs
I think you might have to crawl out the window, bud
It's nice you think that I'm buff
Since my handshake tends to crush yours which sucks

But I have to let you down, let you down bluntly
Human wedge? Sorry, that's not me
I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
I'm not gonna break it down, break it down thusly
Shoulder check won't make it budge, see
I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
I said I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)

'Fraid you called (here, here, here)
With no point to it (it, it, it)
Sure, my help would be much cheaper (-er, -er, -er)
But I'd take the whole week, you twit

Really hate to let you down, let you down bluntly
Need a wrench, speaking honestly
I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
Why are you insisting now? This is now, bluntly
Sounding if you're here to test me
I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh (not a strong bro, not a strong bro)
Not as strong, bro, not as strong, bro
I said I'm only stronger by just a smidge (not a strong bro, not a strong bro)
Not as strong, bro, not as strong, bro (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)
Oh-ooh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh (not a strong bro, not a strong bro)
Not as strong, bro, not as strong, bro
I said I'm only stronger by just a smidge (not a strong bro, not a strong bro)
Not as strong, bro, not as strong, bro (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh)

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh
I said I'm only stronger by just a smidge (ooh-ooh-ooh)