My butt, I can't feel it
My limbs are achin', but
Gotta move on, ignore the pain
Wish I were more fit
Ev'ry sec I'm thinkin'
Will I be a snake meal?
Don't know my direction
It's time it's takin'
But I, should stop with the whines
Smack away another fly

Hope it ain't circles that I'm walkin' round in
I've got a map that I hope I don't lose
Got a vague idea of where I'm goin'
But I've been here way too long, dude
Nothing else to do, to be fair
But of all the ways I could've spent my time
Why a hike?

These mozzies are gratin'
The bugspray is chokin'
Should've just walked 'round town, but
I wasn't thinkin'
Hikes suck, I know it
But that didn't stop me, natch
I'm gonna regret that choice, yeah
For now, I'll keep goin'
Oh my, my hunger is strong
Shoulda brought more noms

Ugh
So much of my sweat's fallen on the ground 'n'
I'm runnin' outta my salt tablets, shoot
Check my phone again, but as if that'll
Would make the signal reappear, dude
Hope I don't run into a bear
Dunno if bears exist in the Aussie wild
Screw this hike

Yeah

I wonder if there's any point in shoutin'
Is anyone else here, I doubt it, dude
Isn't like I can just run at random
And smack into a hiking troupe
Do I hear the search siren blare?
Or is that just symptoms of my crackin' mind?
Eff this hike

Yeah, yeah yeah

I keep movin', keep hikin'
It's a strain, buddy
Wander about, you can't clock out of hikes
It's a strain, on my brain, whoa