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Song Parodies -> "Sever the Line"

Original Song Title:

"Better in Time"

Original Performer:

Leona Lewis

Parody Song Title:

"Sever the Line"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Shut up, shut up, shut up, don't wanna hear it...
Ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh

I might get more accomplished without you
Don't say you don't know what's wrong, dude (ah-ah-ah)
'Cause I complain ev'ry time you
Waste my time, you know that it's true (ah-ah-ah)
When I'm callin', you never shut up
Always talkin', constant yap
Never learnin' that I'd really like to get on with the damn show (ah-ah-ah)
I know that you noticed and heard ev'rything
All of the cursin', although I guess
You're not focused on that, which is lame, ay-ee-ee-ee-hee-ee (ah-ah-ah)

Too long to get to the point, true
No tangent you won't go on, dude (oh-oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Makes me want to sever the line (oh-ooh-oh)
Even though I need some stuff from you
Never get to that, makes me fume
Makes me want to sever the line

A constant, unendin' crap stream, oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And whether I ask you politely, mmm-hmm (ah-ah-ah)
Or completely rudely, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You keep goin' on, no ceasin' (ah-ah-ah)
But what's weird is you don't pull that
When in person, it's weird as crap
Right there speakin': there's no rambles that I'm hearin' (ah-ah-ah)
But far-away phonin': you talk about all things
My brain is hurtin', ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, can't get words in
Simply hopin' you'll soon need a break, ay-ee-ee-ee-hee-ee (ah-ah-ah)

When will you get to the point, dude?
Don't have all day to talk to you (oh-oh, yeah-eah-eah-eah)
Makes me want to sever the line
I wish you were here, then I'd punch you
'Cause then I'd might get a word in, true (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Makes me want to sever the line

People say it's all on me (blame is all on me)
"Just ask somebody else to get what you need (ah-ah-ah)!
You can't rely on him" You see (no, no, no, no, no, no)
I'm stuck with this talkative prat, damn project for school, that's the trick (ah-ah-ah)

Couldn't anyone else get you?
Because it hurts with each call, dude (oh-oh-ho-oh-oh-ho-ooh)
Makes me want to sever the line (ooh-ooh-oh-oh)
I don't mean just hangin' up, it's true
The power cord will get sliced in two 'cause of you
Makes me want to sever the line (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Stupid teacher saddled me with you
Gave you the task of research, too (yeah-eah-hea-eah-eah-hea-eah)
Makes me want to sever the line (ho-oh-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh-oh)
If I get an "F", I'l' blame you
My brain dies each time you talk, dude (oh-oh-oh)

You have my word that I'll never pull this crap if you call me. You'll have to deal with me double-checking everything, but no tangents.

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