Whoa, yeah, yow

Your temp is high, got blurry eyes, neck pain, munted spine, not workin' right
Say yeah, c'mon, thought you were done until
Ah, violent brain pain and inflammations, ah yeah
Whole head's on fire, so green in in the gills
I say yeah, well, I'm shocked you can stand, buddy, yow

With your long list of symptoms, can't feel good, well, not right
Got a long list of symptoms, I say yeah, don't look lively

Ears hear a whine, oh, all the time, limb pain, stomach feels off, not on a diet
I said yeah, c'mon, also not heavy meals
Aww, fear your knees are due for eruption, oh yeah
Random locations start to sting, think I'm 'bout to fill
Oh yeah, wow, need a new notepad, buddy, yeah

For your long (long) list of symptoms, can't feel good, well, not right
Got a long (long) list of symptoms, I said yeah, c'mon, buddy
Long list of symptoms, can't feel good, well, not right
Got a long (long) list of symptoms, I say yeah, I say yeah, I say yeah, c'mon, buddy
Yow

Yeah, well, that would drive me mad, buddy, yow

Such a long (long) list of symptoms, can't feel good, well, not right
Got a long (long) list of symptoms, I say yeah, looks unsightly
Long list of symptoms, can't feel good, well, not right
Got a long (long) list of symptoms, I say yeah, I say yeah, I say yeah, c'mon, buddy

Long list of, long list of, long list of symptoms, wow, you got a
Long list of, long list of, long list of symptoms, yeah, you got a
Long list of, long list of, long list of symptoms, yeah, you got a
Long list of, long list of, long (long) list of symptoms

You got a long (all of the things) list of symptoms (hahahahaha, yeah)
You got a long (pills and shots that sting) list of symptoms (yeah, well)
You got a long (want you to cling) list of symptoms (on to life, not sink, well, you got a)
You got a long (if you're lying) list of symptoms (in another world of hurt)