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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On TCOP"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked on Polkas"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On TCOP"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The second collection/installment of the "Polka Parody Project". Enjoy!
My brain ain't workin' good
And I know how it should
My thoughts won't come with ease
Please, work with me

Hate when my brain
Doesn't wanna work so great
I guess I got a case
Of mental block

Scrub boat, clean hat
Crushin' those annoyin' heroes fla-at
Wash blades of their blood
Keep 'em sharp, give you back-ru-u-ubs
This job got real weird, but I'm fine with this plan
Cause ev'ry mad genius needs a dumb yesman

Oh-oh-oh, it sucks, but it's lu-, but it's lucrative
Film sucks, CG looks quite bad in motion
It sucks, but it's lu-, but it's lucrative
I've thought real hard, how'd this arse-pile get noticed?

Got a body to dispose o-o-of

Anything is modern art
All my crap is modern art
You see that chainsaw in the giant strawb'rry tart?
I've been told it's modern art


Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
No spare spot of pavement in the lot

Once I find my other shoe
Ancient legends, I will prove
Unthinkable, to search the land
With one bare foot, it's simply mad

So I'm drinkin' my juice, fruit juice
Not gonna try your booze
Squeezed fresh, please, just tastes better to me
Pass on Jack Daniels, I won't get smashed
Booze, won't choose, I'll be fine with my fruit juice

But why should I know it?
I can't recall it
I've no use for it

Still in bed? It makes me mad
Move, you friggin' lazy twa-at

Road map, can't read it
Can't find where the damn street is
Road map, let's face it
We're all kinds of lost
Road map, can't read it
A clear way to go, can't see it
Road map, I'll say it
We're completely lost
We're totally lost
I'll admit we're lo-o-o-o-o-ost

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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 2.7

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Matthias - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I like that you're working on the project that I created too! It's pretty awesome to see other people doing this!

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