It just gets worse as you get older, I can't be a liar
The types of comics folks consumed
With their obsession with insanely-muscled kinds of people
Bringing the bad guys all the doom
So what are their powers? You're gonna find 'em mostly comprised of a pile of
Guns both large and giant (very stupid size)
So you keep seeing heat-seeking missiles to start villains bleeding
Like it's Rambo that I'm reading (all the damn time)

But see, I don't like that, not just me
Can read lines, long reviews to just tweets
Those Dark Age comics have a bunch of, yes, I'll say it, issues
Got a lot of problems with these awful 90's anti-heroes

Don't even get me started on the way they drew the ladies
Pretty sure they're not organ-filled
Maybe they've all been crumpled up within their tig ol' bitties
Hope out their costume, they don't spill
But whether they're buff chads or twig-limbed chicks, they all come off as real big dicks
Just the biggest arsehole pricks (they're not very nice)
Each panel's screaming with seemingly accidental tropes weaving
A tale of villains, not reaching (clear to my eye)

Clenched teeth, eyes with no pupils to see (zero pupils to see)
I see guys who kill bad guys with glee
No personality to plumb, they're all so cookie-cutter
Got so many problems with these awful 90's anti-heroes

I want to scream each time there's action beats instead of story
And when the backgrounds don't get filled
So dark and gritty, oh so edgy, that is all they care 'bout
No wonder half of them can't spell
Don't greenlight any more of them, please
Don't need guys with more muscles than feet
A neat style once, but now it's just seen as horrendous, you see

I need my (my) comic books to fill me (want them all to fill me)
With sweet (sweet) lines (lines), heart and effort, it's neat (I just think that it's neat)
I don't want knock-offs of the Punisher, all sound and fury
Glad there's no revival of those awful 90's anti-heroes